Do you want Jerry yes or no
“Yes…? I thought we were already dating. Are we not dating? Should we have been communicating better like in that Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly leaked script?”
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Do you want Jerry yes or no
“Yes…? I thought we were already dating. Are we not dating? Should we have been communicating better like in that Camp Rock 3: the Rebooted Jelly leaked script?”

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honesty hour - do you like boys of the yellow gourd variety
“I mean… I like Jerry, if that’s what you’re asking. I haven’t like, thought much about if it’s a type or anything.”
'he's not a good doctor he's a bad doctor! a very bad doctor!' (From Goliath, to Larry in Civilian/Non-Doctor Clothes bc I'm not sure he know that they're the same Larry)
"I'm, you know, sure he's trying his best!" Larry heavily considered just running away from this conversation.
Goliath shook his head. "I know you feel the need to defend him because he shares your name, but you're a good guy, and he's... he's kind of a monster! I heard he used to have a nurse, before he refused to give the nurse a raise for all the shit he did." Goliath sighed and turned to the bartender. "Hey, can you get me and my friend here another beer? Just put it on my tab."
Larry was grateful for the drink. This conversation was going to be tough. Surely the alcohol would help him keep his mind straight. "Well, I don't know! You ever been a doctor? I bet it can't be easy."
“Okay, and have you? Because being a doctor requires years of training and schooling. How could you go through all that schooling and still fuck up? I went to him years ago for back problems and I swear he’s given me more injuries since then! I bet you his degree is fake.” Goliath sneered. “He’s lucky that I don’t box anymore. And look, you’re a nice guy for trying to defend him, but if you ever went to the guy? He’s nothing like you. He probably wouldn’t even defend you like you’re defending him.”
"Weeeell," Larry started weakly. "I just think God wants us to forgive each other. Or another bullshit lesson we preach, you know?" He swallowed hard. "Oh good! The beer!" He took a giant, almost concerning drink out of the glass.
“Look, I get that we work on a Bible show, but I’m not religious. So I don’t really have to forgive anyone, you know? Especially not when they’ve been scamming me out of thousands of dollars in medical debt and insurance fraud just to keep GUESSING at how to treat back pain!” Goliath snapped in his booming, Goliath voice. Then, softening his tone like he had trained himself to, he said, “Look. You don’t even know the guy. He used to work in the alps. Only the AMERICAN health industry would take someone the rest of the world probably BANNED from practicing medicine.”
'he's not a good doctor he's a bad doctor! a very bad doctor!' (From Goliath, to Larry in Civilian/Non-Doctor Clothes bc I'm not sure he know that they're the same Larry)
"I'm, you know, sure he's trying his best!" Larry heavily considered just running away from this conversation.
Goliath shook his head. "I know you feel the need to defend him because he shares your name, but you're a good guy, and he's... he's kind of a monster! I heard he used to have a nurse, before he refused to give the nurse a raise for all the shit he did." Goliath sighed and turned to the bartender. "Hey, can you get me and my friend here another beer? Just put it on my tab."
Larry was grateful for the drink. This conversation was going to be tough. Surely the alcohol would help him keep his mind straight. "Well, I don't know! You ever been a doctor? I bet it can't be easy."
“Okay, and have you? Because being a doctor requires years of training and schooling. How could you go through all that schooling and still fuck up? I went to him years ago for back problems and I swear he’s given me more injuries since then! I bet you his degree is fake.” Goliath sneered. “He’s lucky that I don’t box anymore. And look, you’re a nice guy for trying to defend him, but if you ever went to the guy? He’s nothing like you. He probably wouldn’t even defend you like you’re defending him.”
'he's not a good doctor he's a bad doctor! a very bad doctor!' (From Goliath, to Larry in Civilian/Non-Doctor Clothes bc I'm not sure he know that they're the same Larry)
"I'm, you know, sure he's trying his best!" Larry heavily considered just running away from this conversation.
Goliath shook his head. "I know you feel the need to defend him because he shares your name, but you're a good guy, and he's... he's kind of a monster! I heard he used to have a nurse, before he refused to give the nurse a raise for all the shit he did." Goliath sighed and turned to the bartender. "Hey, can you get me and my friend here another beer? Just put it on my tab."

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this is bigger than both of us. (larry soc)
Jabeth solemnly nodded. "I didn't have a lot of hope for your Towers who are twins play taking off," he admitted, "But the budget you'd need for this is... I just don't think you'll be able to fund it."
“That’s where you come in! I’m starting a second, smaller project called Go Fund Me! It’s were people go and fund me! Just for fun! For fund, if you will.”
Jabez (I think this is his actual name but I’m afraid I’m still too lazy to check) looked at Milward, nodded, and said, “it’ll never catch on. Why would anyone fund you for fun? Can’t you just go out and look for investors like a normal —“
He broke off, processing Milward’s milwords fully. “WHERE I COME IN? Are you seriously expecting me to GIVE YOU money for a play you cast ME in? I can’t even afford medicine and I may or may not be dying!“ he said, unsure if that plot point was still happening.
i told the truth. just not all of it. (From Tom to Jimmy, SOC verse?)
“Which part of the truth am I missing?” The man who played the plumber whose soc name is escaping me replied skeptically.
Thomas Gutherie Swenk (whataname) looked down with a hint of shame coloring his green cheeks to the shade of a much redder grape. "Yer right, I'm sorry. I s'pose none of it was true. I just... I wanted to see ya again. Ever since you became this big famous actor, you never reply to my letters. It ain't fanmail. 'Sides, not like what I did was so bad, right? What's a little lie between friends?"
this is bigger than both of us. ( From Goliath, either verse)
“Well, I don’t know about that. You’re like 8 feet tall! Or whatever the vegetable equivalent to 8 feet tall is.”
"I'm speaking in metaphors. But listen, if you stacked the entire medical board of health on top of each other... well, never mind, that's not the point. The point is, I just found out that DocLarry Insurance is a fake insurance company that I paid real money for, and it only covers being seen by you, Doctor Larry. And I'm beginning to question if I've been scammed. On the other hand, if you aren't a real, qualified doctor, and just some guy, I've been illegally taking drugs that you've just agreed to 'prescribe' me. So both of us might be in big trouble here."
"smile. you're ruining the mood." from jerry
"Sorry," Goliath said, forcing a smile. "Is that good? For the mood?" He dropped it quickly, and shook his head and said, "Is this... really that important to you? I just don't get why you asked me to come to this."
"I thought we kinda had a thing goin on. Maybe." Jerry recounts. "But Mariah's dealing with a pretty bad headache so she might be confused and makin it up."
"No, we do kinda have a thing, but... like, why are we here? This isn't a date, is it? It's... it's a meet and greet with Santa."
this is bigger than both of us. (larry soc)
Jabeth solemnly nodded. "I didn't have a lot of hope for your Towers who are twins play taking off," he admitted, "But the budget you'd need for this is... I just don't think you'll be able to fund it."

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"smile. you're ruining the mood." from jerry
"Sorry," Goliath said, forcing a smile. "Is that good? For the mood?" He dropped it quickly, and shook his head and said, "Is this... really that important to you? I just don't get why you asked me to come to this."
I know they said the end is near (from Goliath)
Larry, the known doctor, panicked. "Who uh... who said that to you? Who told you that?"
"Doctor Larry, I... I should tell you, I... I've been seeing another doctor. He was cheap, and... easier to get an appointment with. It wasn't personal. But... then I became worried. Did you know all along? Had you kept it secret from me? Or had you never noticed? What hurt more?"
He shook his head sadly. "It sounded so serious. It had this... ominous name. Ex... something. He said you can see it in my skin."
"You...." Larry and his bucktooth both start tearing up. "You cheated on me?"
"...I, I think you have some... drool, there?" Goliath invisibly pointed to Larry's mouth. "You were booked for a year out! I kept calling and you were ignoring it! Should I have suffered for a year?! For loyalty?!"
I know they said the end is near (from Goliath)
Larry, the known doctor, panicked. "Who uh... who said that to you? Who told you that?"
"Doctor Larry, I... I should tell you, I... I've been seeing another doctor. He was cheap, and... easier to get an appointment with. It wasn't personal. But... then I became worried. Did you know all along? Had you kept it secret from me? Or had you never noticed? What hurt more?"
He shook his head sadly. "It sounded so serious. It had this... ominous name. Ex... something. He said you can see it in my skin."
psst. psst. psst. (any chewie muse, you pick)
Goliath wondered what Mom Asparagus could be doing, trying to get his attention. He leaned down to her height and went, "yes? yes? yes?" quietly.
"Got any secrets?"
Goliath sagged lower with disappointment. "Oh. I thought you were sharing some with me. I did hear that Pepperazzi guy snapped some photos of that Joetato Jonas guy, in some... compromising positions. Did you know celebrities grocery shop? They're just like us!"
He added, "Aren't you the lady who died and got shot while drowning or something? Or was kidnapped? I heard a lot of stories. What really happened to you? Are you okay?"
Mom takes pause. So does Chewie. Neither of them can quite remember Mom's lore. "I... yes. To the kidnapping. It was.. you know, not the best time I've ever had. But now I'm in vegetable therapy - you know, like regular therapy, but for vegetables? Anyways, I'm doing much better."
Goliath nods slowly, listening intently, hiding his disappointment that she didn’t remember.
“Yeah, the only kidnapping I ever hear people enjoying is like, surprise fun trips from friends. And even then that’s not really, like, fun. But before you were kidnapped you were also apparently in a pretty dark place. I never really spoke to you much, but I heard a lot about it. I’m glad you’re doing better. Do you think you’ll ever want to know? Go back to where it happened and solve your own kidnapping? We do have a singular cop in town now. He’s no Onion with a Badge, but that other Scottish guy, the Carrot? He’s not bad. Not interested in investigating that little brat who ran over my best friend’s parents in a Hot Topic, but otherwise pretty good. I mean like? ACAB, you know? All Carrots are Bastards?”
"It's one of those things, if you don't mind me saying so, I prefer to... not talk about." She tries to explain as both she and I (Chewie) remembered what happened to her.
“I do understand, but like, where else would you like to take the direction of this conversation? Or would you like, rather end it? We could go on some whacky adventure together and become unlikely friends. Or this could be where the thread of our conversation ends. Totally up to you.”
psst. psst. psst. (any chewie muse, you pick)
Goliath wondered what Mom Asparagus could be doing, trying to get his attention. He leaned down to her height and went, "yes? yes? yes?" quietly.
"Got any secrets?"
Goliath sagged lower with disappointment. "Oh. I thought you were sharing some with me. I did hear that Pepperazzi guy snapped some photos of that Joetato Jonas guy, in some... compromising positions. Did you know celebrities grocery shop? They're just like us!"
He added, "Aren't you the lady who died and got shot while drowning or something? Or was kidnapped? I heard a lot of stories. What really happened to you? Are you okay?"
Mom takes pause. So does Chewie. Neither of them can quite remember Mom's lore. "I... yes. To the kidnapping. It was.. you know, not the best time I've ever had. But now I'm in vegetable therapy - you know, like regular therapy, but for vegetables? Anyways, I'm doing much better."
Goliath nods slowly, listening intently, hiding his disappointment that she didn’t remember.
“Yeah, the only kidnapping I ever hear people enjoying is like, surprise fun trips from friends. And even then that’s not really, like, fun. But before you were kidnapped you were also apparently in a pretty dark place. I never really spoke to you much, but I heard a lot about it. I’m glad you’re doing better. Do you think you’ll ever want to know? Go back to where it happened and solve your own kidnapping? We do have a singular cop in town now. He’s no Onion with a Badge, but that other Scottish guy, the Carrot? He’s not bad. Not interested in investigating that little brat who ran over my best friend’s parents in a Hot Topic, but otherwise pretty good. I mean like? ACAB, you know? All Carrots are Bastards?”

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psst. psst. psst. (any chewie muse, you pick)
Goliath wondered what Mom Asparagus could be doing, trying to get his attention. He leaned down to her height and went, "yes? yes? yes?" quietly.
"Got any secrets?"
Goliath sagged lower with disappointment. "Oh. I thought you were sharing some with me. I did hear that Pepperazzi guy snapped some photos of that Joetato Jonas guy, in some... compromising positions. Did you know celebrities grocery shop? They're just like us!"
He added, "Aren't you the lady who died and got shot while drowning or something? Or was kidnapped? I heard a lot of stories. What really happened to you? Are you okay?"
psst. psst. psst. (any chewie muse, you pick)
Goliath wondered what Mom Asparagus could be doing, trying to get his attention. He leaned down to her height and went, "yes? yes? yes?" quietly.