Adventure Embalmed

@golgothasembalmed

A fair howdy to you as well, chap. What's kicking?

"Jake En- wait, you're one of the blokes people keep taking me for! Running amok, tarnishing the Jake name and whatnot! Or... something of that sort, the way I figure it. People keep thinking I'm you... but what, I dare ask, is an alternate? I'm sure that'll lend a hand to answering your questions."

"Shucking perfect then." He grins. "Jake Strider, pleasure to meet you and all that!"

"Yep, that's the name, chap. You going to enlighten me with yours, or just stand there with your yap waggling open willy nilly?"

"Shucking perfect then." He grins. "Jake Strider, pleasure to meet you and all that!"

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... Well I'm not sure, I never met my biological parents, so I might have cousins? 

Jake Strider, a pleasure to make your acquaintance as well! I'm doing decently for the moment, yourself?

fiduspawnlarper said: pRETTY…. uHH GOOD… yOU?

I’m doing pretty terrific myself, thanks! The name’s Jake Strider, yours?

i’M TAVVROSS

A pleasure to meet you, Tavvross! 

Fair enough, I do suppose. So the name's Jake Strider, yours?

oh! well, i know a few striders, but i don’t think i’ve ever met a jake strider. i do know a jake english though.

Well to be fair Jake is a decently common name, increasingly common, the more I meet blokes. Can't say I've met any of the Englishes that people keep comparing me to, though.

Whatever do you mean by that, chap? Seems about right from where I'm seated.

It's a perfectly ordinary word thank you! 

G'Day Feferi! Jake Strider, a pleasure to make your acquaintance! How are we today?