basco ta jogockia

im sorry to say the pubsec bitch from timeranger got me too. i will be keeping him in my underground lab and performing a vivisection. im sorry. it had to happen

happy aromantics day to joe gibken hes too busy following marvelous around to comprehend the human romance spectrum

i need to draw attention to joes knack for construction because he seems to be the closest thing they have to a shipwright and also he built a saw trap in the woods. like where did he learn to do this. they had nothing to do in the zangyack so he started making doohickeys out of loose bolts and rubber bands

joe should be a shoujo manga protagonist

this ones stupid but i was getting self conscious at work and then something in my brain said "but if joe gibken looked like that you'd say it was sexy" and that immediately shocked me out of any dysphoria ive had in my life ever

dog allegory aside i do think joe should be allowed to growl and bark. i feel like he needs to let one out sometimes. he needs to bite and shake something around too