The Transcontinental Roadtrip of Destiny

The road trip hasn’t been updated in forever, so here is a relatable comic from yesteryear instead!

“Bad news,” Khassy said, looking at the map. “Our next destination is through Kael Drakkel. The Wakening lands.”

“Noooo.” Triisu wailed. “I died there!”

“You’ve been there?”

Oh. She was getting it mixed up with Sleeper’s tomb. Sleeper’s tomb, Wakening lands.

Zoning back into Kael Drakkel, we were met with these red guys who had followed us there. Weird! Doesn’t the train usually disperse after you zone out?

AFK, Khassy was making a cinnamon roll, Triisu was distracted by a phone call....

TRAIIIIIIIIIIIN

I should never have opened those doors T____T

In Kael Drakkel, we were faced with a bunch of giants! It didn’t help that the Bristlebane Twins shrunk us down to his level. Triisu tried her shrinking spell on one of our opponents, but I don’t think it ended up working.

Player of the Day:

Plane Defiler Purestring Stormer of Anguish

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Laksial immediately set to work when he entered Sleeper’s Tomb, resurrecting our fallen ally. “Give the intern a raise!” I said. I think Khassy’s new mercenary is officially one of us now.  Regrouping, I announced that it would be best to get going to our next destination-- Kael Drakel.

“Will this zone also have AMAZING must-see beaches that KILL me?” Triisu asked, daggers in her eyes. Yup, I’m never going to live this one down. She added that it was a glowing dragon that killed her in there.

“GLOWING DRAGON?” “Several glowing dragons.”

‘So, what do you suppose are behind those doors,” I asked Khassy. Whatever it was was strong enough to take down one of us in a flat minute.

“If I die, remember my name,” said Triisu.

“lol, we will,” I chuckled. Really– I thought she was joking! You know, making some dramatic words before forging a path through the great unknown without me.

“SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T ENTER.”

Uh oh. Too late.

We entered.

“Oh no. Is Triisu Dead?”

“Manticore crossing!”

We all stopped and let it pass. At least, long enough for Triisu to see something shiny and run up to it.

“What’s that? It’s a DRAGON!” She said as she got closer.

Your Guildmate Triisu has Completed  The Sleeper’s Tomb Traveler Achievement.

“OMG. THIS IS FREAKY GUYS.”

Reading the achievement, I realized with disappointment that this wouldn’t be a cool side quest; it was where we had been headed for all along.

“Any beaches?” I joked.