a woman’s face at the end of a horror/thriller movie? where she has that serene expression on her face - whether it shows peace, joy, a bone-deep exhaustion, satisfaction, or simply growing insanity? with her skin absolutely dripping with blood and grime, her clothes torn and ragged, and her being illuminated by police lights and/or a raging fire? that’s some fine-fucking-art

dating me is fun u get a comedian and pornstar in one

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

God i wish that were me

@losingawholeperson

Jealous of everybody getting rawed by the love of their lives 🙁

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if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.