I want to be tied down and beaten for not having turned my applications in. To ask me in an expectant way if I had finished my task and when I look away and shake my head, grabs me by the hair and pulls me over their knee. Holds my wrists in one hand behind my back as they warm up my ass with sharp decisive hits among a constant rain of slaps. I want to be punished for putting things off, held physically responsible for my actions. I want to be shaking, dripping wet, begging them to stop as they push boundaries ever so slightly. Then I want to be cuddled and reassured that I’ll get my act together in time… especially since there’s a more severe punishment waiting if I don’t.

“Fuck.”

same!

Me: i’m all out of conspiracy theories 

Winona Ryder (via jailor)

Matt you can’t just objection yourself out of getting arrested…

@teachimera : I don’t think so. *pause* Well, it’s crim, so I’m not sure.