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I’m glad these are in character, I saw them yesterday with no context and just figured he had snapped

reminder that jungkook was once found in the middle of the night vacuuming fruit flies in the kitchen

and that jungkook chose banana milk over alcohol

and that jungkook, when he got a soft toy at a fansign, checked to see if it’s a boy or a girl

and that jungkook yelled “i’m an expensive man!” when bangtan asked him to talk during a comeback talk

and that jungkook couldn’t stopping laughing while recording boy in luv (chinese ver.) bc he thought his voice sounded funny

and that jungkook once carried home a newly bought & really big speaker bc he was too excited to open it and couldn’t wait for it to be delivered

and that jungkook once went all the way to the jyp building to pick up yugyeom to go bowling

and that jungkook nearly killed taehyung on a merry-go-round

and that he hollered “ah yeah~!!!!!” in dubai while watching taehyung belly dancing

he sat in a bunch of rocks, trying to plant an umbrella, while wearing a $7000 vintage & hand painted Raf Simons’ AW03 PCL mod parka

and that he tweeted instructions on how to properly cook ramen because he thought that jimin’s ramen sucks + a totally unrelated selca

and that he ate 6 cups of ramen at 1AM, all in one sitting, in the span of 20 minutes

and that he said “i’m full” and “should i eat ramen” within the same minute

and that he jumped up and ran on a fucking wall, pretending to be spiderman

and that he brought a huge ass light out of god knows where during a photoshoot and seokjin literally called him a clown

and that he kept yelling “bangtan!” in a very weird accent during a run episode

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

Ive never related to a post more