say you fancy me, not fancy stuff

SUGS: A pizza with as little vegetables as possible and lightly baked. It's important to have a kind of crispy-ness to it but I don't want my pizza to crunch, you know?

SUGS: What are you fave toppings??

SAM: That sounds pretty good, though I do like a crunchy pizza.

Riley: I know. You're a good person.

Riley: Which makes this so much worse.

Riley: Why is like every couple out there breaking up?

Sam: Oh no, it’s not worse! I’m trying to live my life drama free at the moment.

Rachel: I'll try not to think of all the innocent fish lives you're enjoying during your sushi explosion and instead convince myself that you really just enjoy a good cucumber and avocado roll. 😉

ARIA: Wait, she's told you she likes me?

ARIA: TO be honest, a threesome would be her biggest dream. If we were to do this, you'd also be sleeping with me you know?

SAM: Not in those exact terms, but I can sense it. Remember my messenger text?

SAM: Yes, Aria, I am well aware of what a threesome entails.

Riley: I know! I'm the same

Riley: That's good! Endorphins make you happy and happy people don't kill their husbands.

Riley: Or their ex-girlfriends

Sam: Exactly, Miss Woods.

Riley: I thought you'd appreciate a laugh, and that's still my favorite joke.

Riley: How are you doing?

Sam: Oh yes. I appreciate any and all jokes, as long as they aren't, you know, mean.

SAM: We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

ARIA: Well shit.

ARIA: Who's the third? Spencer?

SAM: What? No!

SAM: I uh...I meant Jemma :x

SAM: Like, she keeps flirting with me but also telling me she likes you?

Riley: Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street?

Riley: One was A SALTED!

Sam: An oldie but a goodie.

Sugar: I don’t want sex, I want pizza.

BLAIR: Really?

BLAIR: I didn't think Wonder Woman was still the hit thing! I figured it would be all about Black Panther now.

SAM: I’m not sure, I never know whether to be impressed or a little concerned about how much superhero knowledge my kids have, when the movies are PG-13. It reminds me of parents taking their kids to see Deadpool.

Rowan: Says the woman with the whole beautiful geek thing going for her.

Rowan: It's honestly a little weird seeing your name pop up on my phone screen. Is everything okay? Is this an accidental text? Am I being Punk'd?

Sam: Oh stop. I’m finally starting to shed that image, I think.

Sam: I know, I’ve been terrible about texting. I kind of like hiding away sometimes, you know?