wreak some havoc

girl are you a marxist's utopia because you got no money and no class

girl are you an anarchist's utopia because I'm not convinced I'll ever reach you but I'll keep pursuing you regardless

girl are you a democrat's utopia because you seem extremely convoluted to maintain and even harder to achieve while also not fundamentally improving my life

girl are you an ancap's utopia because you seem like... really into child slavery

guy on twitter who evolved to be paper thin and stands on the dotted line on highways and gets his calories from microorganisms carried by the wind of cars passing by which he filters through a specialized organ: i think public transportation is kinda problematic

Dear President Joe Biden I am a poor Irishman suffering under the tyrannical rule of god-king charles the third and have nothing to drink but sewage water please send fifty crates of Dunkin'™️ Donut's™️ Dunkin'™️ Spiked™️ to Ireland immediately

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

linguistics fact! the words "pokemon" and "pikmin" are cognate, both deriving from the Old Gamer word "pacman"

this is still such a good post

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

are yhou sure about this doctor

pawsitive

Doing tokusatsu shit to her penis?