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I wonder if he put on sunscreen

Oh maybe not

C Team Jumpscare

Skizz: Eloquence Assassinated says "SKIZZ SKIZZ SKIZZ" okay I think we got another joke here, lemme see here, [mutters] I gotta copy and paste it over here. I wish I could read it without having to do this.

[Skizz takes a moment to read the donation message. Laughs. Facepalms.]

Skizz: [weakly, still covering his eyes] Okay.

[Skizz takes a breath to collect himself and then lifts his head.]

Skizz: All right! "I got—" It says, "I got a philosophical question for you." Now I'm gonna pose the question, everybody get ready. Okay? I have my answer. This is a yes or no. I'm gonna state the question, and we're gonna look right away as to what is it, is it a yes or a no. You gotta do it fast! Don't look at what the chat types, just—I'm gonna ask you the question—get ready, you're gonna either type yes or no. If you're waiting more than two seconds to type your answer, you're not playing the game right. You ready?

[Skizz claps several times and then rubs his hands together.]

Skizz: I know my answer. But I'll tell you afterwards. Get ready.

[Skizz lifts his hands like a conductor of an orchestra, leans into the camera, and—]

Skizz: In—in fact, we're gonna make it even quicker! You don't have to type yes or no. Y or N. So put your finger on Y or put it on N. I want quick answers. Here it goes.

[Skizz claps his hands several times. Pauses with his fingers intertwined. Raises his hands to give the signal and—]

Skizz: Because when we do things like this, it helps— [breaks down wheezing at himself, laughs] Here we go. For real.

[Dramatic pause. Skizz looks around the room. Raises one finger and opens his mouth.]

Skizz: “Is a hotdog a sandwich??”

[Skizz sits back to smugly watch the chaos unfold. Chat explodes.]

Skizz: The occasional Y...a lot of 'no's...kinda split a little down the middle, actually. My answer is a resounding no, a hotdog is not a sandwich. [chuckles] Look at this—somebody said "no it's a taco". [laughs] It's closer to a taco! You wanna know why it's not? ...A sandwich? Because you don't eat sandwiches like this.

[Skizz mimes eating a sandwich from the side like a cartoon character.]

Skizz: From the side. [scoff] I'm telling you. And you don't eat a hotdog like this.

[Skizz mimes holding a sandwich and chuckles.]

Behold!! The face of a man who just read the words “is a hotdog a sandwich?” and is keenly aware that

a) He just got bamboozled

b) He’s about to bamboozle a thousand people at once

Never has a facepalm made me so proud 😊

Dragging it out by talking for as long as possible (which brings me immense joy because he thought the joke was funny enough to drag out for two minutes)

About to pose the question of the century

Smugly watching the chaos unfold

Chuckling at “no it’s a taco”, which is an objectively correct take

The little smirk as he gets ready to set the record straight as to why a hotdog is not, in fact, a sandwich

Miming how one does not eat a sandwich (like the cartoon character he is)

“What the heck? That’s the second time I’ve been asked that this week! My wife asked me that question just the other day.”

Maybe I’m secretly your wife (lol jk but I wish)

Thinking it over. Love that he took the time to consider this carefully. (Also pretty eyes)

“I’m gonna say yeah.” The cute little shrug tho✨

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE YYYYY-M-C-A