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Okay, I know it would be a few days late but, I think we should have a belated St. Patricks Day party this weekend! Especially since it’s my first Patty’s Day away from home.

I am definitely down for that. I feel like it’s been a long time since we’ve had a good party.

Yes, we definitely should. After I make sure you get the best deal on a tv.

When should this TV shopping then clubbing be?

Seriously, you’re making me blush. Perfect— then I’ll start working on putting together a little something for you. When would work best for you? Well, I’m more that happy to preform for someone as charming as you.

I like making you blush. Whenever you’re ready is fine with me. Wouldn’t want to rush art and all that.

Duh.

Not bad. We should go dancing one day in an actual club.

I’ll ask my dance director if she knows of any studios around town that have classes, and let you know! It’s refreshing to have someone actually interested in my major, most people lose interest when I mention it— especially cute guys like yourself. Our spring performance isn’t for another month but, if you wanted I could give you your own private show. I have a few routines from over the years that I could show you.

How could someone not be interested in you dancing? They all must be stupid. I wouldn’t be a sane living human male if I ever declined a private show from you. It would be a honor to watch you perform- especially when it’s just for me.

Cool. So, nice dance moves.

Thanks. Got any moves of your own?

Yeah, well, I got a bit busy with school. Sorry.

I’ll forgive you this time, Rus.

Maybe not as a profession, but I’m sure we could find some kind of class to pick it up in. Aw, you’re too sweet— I’m pretty confident you’d do pretty well too, good dancer or not. Actually I’m a dance major, so I’d say I’m pretty decent. 

Sounds fun either way! Wow a dance major- I’d definitely would love to see you dance one day, giving you an opportunity to show off all you’ve learn, of course. Do you have a recital or something anytime soon I can attend and show my support?

Wouldn’t that make it more fun? That’s interesting logic that they’ve got there. Yeah, it could be always be a hobby.

You should take it up with me. I bet you’d be fantastic- as in you’d steal the limelight from all the other strippers solely on your looks. I don’t know if you can dance or not.

I think you wouldn’t be half-bad at that, and you’d probably get a lot of money.

My family would literally roll over and die if that’s how I get money. Tax fraud and ruining the lives of lower class families is okay, but stripping is a big no. I should just do it anyways for shits and giggles.

That’s a shame.

Your fault. You are the one supposed to help me pick it out.

Guess who’s hair grew back?

Wow, you’re actually attractive with hair.

Did you buy your TV?

Not yet.

Those are some pretty mad skills you have there.

You are not wrong. I think if my family’s money runs out, I could be an excellent stripper.