Currently Crossing That Bridge

I love how this implies that coraline is a story that was going to be written, whether anyone wanted or not, and it just chose Neil Gaiman as a host.

catholic school teachers grading shit like

double chins are what make us human

I hope we're not pitting two beautiful vaccines against each other 👀

No ma’am, this is to show that all vaccinated people are hot bitches 🥴

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point

world heritage post

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

what the fuck are those

Those are children

Gravity (2013)

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen