Justice Is Blind, But She's Not Deaf.

"O-Oh no! Sir! Sir! I’m not a package!" She tapped him as her tail flailed in protest

He was quiet for a moment. "I'm just a human. A very, very, damaged human." He smiled weakly at her. "I don't have much to live for, anymore. Maybe a life on the sea would be interesting."

"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."  "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now." 

"O-Oh no! Sir! Sir! I’m not a package!" She tapped him as her tail flailed in protest

But…what exactly was he though? He wasn’t a Witch right? Or maybe he was…? Tapping her head she looked at him questionably, “Are you by any chance a warlock? You don’t seem to be dressed like one but…I’ve seen then dressed as they wish…Where’s your staff? Your Familiars?” 

What a not-so-small world, he thought. "I'm a defens-" he quickly corrected himself- "a prosecutor." He shrugged, "I guess some people would view me as a warlock," he chuckled. "I make sure the bad guys get what they deserve." He glanced at her once more. "So tell me, where are you from? Your world sounds a lot more exciting than mine."

"O-Oh no! Sir! Sir! I’m not a package!" She tapped him as her tail flailed in protest

Looking at him at a closer view he had white hair…was he a fish too? Leaning over a bit she tried to see if he also had a tail. Wait- wait that meant he was trying to eat her! Ah..ahh;; that was a thought she didn’t want to think about. Looking away she placed her hands on his arms with a nervous smile.

He leaned forward, his face inches from hers. The red glow from his visor illuminated her features. "Looks like I'm not the only oddball around town. I guess I have seen stranger." A smirk was now on his face. He tentatively touched the fin on her head, confirming that it was real. "You look like sushi, do you taste like it too?" He teased. "I think I picked you up because I thought you would be good grilled with some lemon juice." Although he was joking, it wasn't entirely a lie. A hungry man sees nothing but food, after all.

"O-Oh no! Sir! Sir! I’m not a package!" She tapped him as her tail flailed in protest

Sipping his frappe, the man seemed to ignore him for a moment before pausing and glancing up. “Huh?” He’d quirk a brow before realizing what he had said. “Oh. I don’t think so, dude? Cool visor, though.” He’d take another sip of his frappe. “Sorry if it seemed like I was ignoring you. My manager’s trying to book me an interview with someone..” He’d scowl a little for a moment before shaking his head and leaning back, continuing to drink his frappe, glancing to Godot, he’d smile a bit. “My name’s Matt. Matt Engarde, dude.”

He’d set his cup down before reaching to a crutch that’d be propped up against a wall nearby, moving to lift himself up slowly, with minor difficulty and use the crutch to make his way to the counter, taking his empty plastic cup with him. As he stepped from the table with the use of his crutches, Godot would see the most obvious thing about the young man in front of his eyes. His right leg was missing. All that remained of his previous leg was a stump.

Yesterday was prom Commencing before and after dress selfies

Here is the mun! Prom was ok, getting ready was where the fun was at lol]

Miles Edgeworth sat quietly in the back of his mentor’s car. He sighed and leaned back, realising that the only reason Mr von Karma had taken him on the trip was to make sure that his car didn’t get stolen. There had been a report of thefts in the area, so the young rookie decided to keep silent…

Heres what my 3DS looks like right now. You can see the scratches on the right side, above the “ion”. They really bother me, bleh.

"I-I…um…S-sure…I..I think that would be a good…i..idea.."