âmakes me want a hotdog real bad.â
wally west x batsis! reader
The Fourth of July party at Wayne Manor had been advertised as one thing:
âNo adults. No missions. No responsibilities. Just teenagers. And Dickâ
Bruce was away on Justice League business. Alfred had been convinced to spend the evening with Leslie and Lucius after Dick practically shoved him out the front door.
Which meant the manorâand the massive backyardâbelonged entirely to the younger generation.
It took less than fifteen minutes for absolute chaos to begin.
Music blasted from speakers scattered around the yard while Duke and Steph argued over who was dominating cornhole. Cass somehow beat everyone at water balloon dodgeball without saying more than three words. Tim sat under an umbrella with an iced coffee, claiming he was âsocializingâ despite staring at his laptop.
You were curled up beside Wally on a picnic blanket, stealing fries from his plate.
âI know youâre eating my food.â
âIâm quality checking it.â
ââŚYouâve taken twelve fries.â
âThey passed inspection.â
He laughed, throwing an arm around your shoulders as fireworks popped somewhere across Gotham.
Thenâ
âEVERYBODY MOVE!â
Jason stormed into the driveway carrying an entire crate of fireworks.
Dick immediately looked concerned.
ââŚJay.â
âNo.â
âJay.â
âI already know what youâre gonna say.â
âYou havenât even heard me.â
âDoesnât matter.â
Jason ignored everyone and walked straight toward his motorcycle.
Your eyes widened.
ââŚWally.â
âI know.â
âHeâs notâŚâ
âOh, heâs absolutely doing what we think heâs doing.â
Jason pulled out enough zip ties to concern every person present.
Dick pinched the bridge of his nose.
âJason.â
Zip.
âJason.â
Zip.
âJASON.â
âIâm creating art.â
âYOUâRE CREATING A FELONY.â
Steph was already recording.
âThis is going viral.â
Duke slowly backed away.
âI donât think I should legally be here.â
Tim didnât even look up.
âIâd like everyone to know Iâve already scheduled the emergency room in advance.â
Jason finished securing Roman candles along both sides of his motorcycle before stepping back proudly.
âThere.â
ââŚBeautiful.â
Dick looked like he might cry.
âYou strapped fireworks to your bike.â
âTheyâre aerodynamic.â
âTheyâre EXPLOSIVES.â
âTheyâre festive.â
Wally leaned over to whisper into your ear.
âI give himâŚthirty seconds.â
âGenerous.â
Jason climbed onto the motorcycle like a cowboy preparing for battle.
âWho wants to witness greatness?â
âNo one!â Dick shouted.
âI do!â Steph yelled.
Cass quietly gave him a thumbs up.
Damian crossed his arms.
âThis is either the dumbest thing Todd has ever doneâŚor the second dumbest.â
Jason started the engine.
The bike roared to life.
Everyone collectively took five giant steps backward.
Dick stood in front of him with both hands raised.
âYou are not leaving this driveway.â
Jason revved the engine.
âMove.â
âNo.â
âMove.â
âNo.â
ââŚChicken.â
Dick gasped dramatically.
âDid you just call Nightwing a chicken?â
âYou heard me.â
Without warningâ
FWOOOSH!
One Roman candle accidentally ignited.
A single green fireball shot harmlessly into the sky.
Everyone screamed.
Jason screamed.
Dick screamed louder.
Jason immediately slapped at the firework.
âTHAT WASNâT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET!â
Wally was laughing so hard he nearly rolled off the blanket.
You buried your face against his shoulder, unable to breathe from laughing.
Steph was doubled over.
âI GOT IT ON VIDEO!â
Tim finally looked away from his laptop.
ââŚIâm sending that to Barbara.â
Jason managed to rip the lit firework off before it could launch another shot.
He stared at the motorcycle.
ââŚMinor setback.â
Dick walked over, grabbed the remaining fireworks off the bike one by one, and handed them to Duke.
âNo.â
Jason sighed dramatically.
âYou people have no appreciation for innovation.â
âYou almost turned yourself into a patriotic missile,â you said.
Jason pointed at you.
ââŚIt wouldâve been awesome.â
Wally snorted.
âI hate that heâs right.â
The rest of the night was significantly less explosiveâmostly because Dick hid every remaining firework key, lighter, and zip tie he could find before Jason had another âbrilliantâ idea. Meanwhile, Stephâs video of Jasonâs failed stunt became the highlight of the party, and every time someone replayed it, Jason insisted, âIt wouldâve worked if everyone had believed in me.â
happy 4th of July to those who celebrate, and i wanna address something
about two hours before i posted this, someone commented on one of my posts accusing me of using ai . so let me clear this up once and for all: i, @jungbaeisdead, do not use ai to write my posts. i have the receipts to prove it if it really comes to that.  normally im pretty chill about this type of stuff because this stuff has happened to me at school but what i donât appreciate is someone looking at my writing and immediately assuming it couldnât have come from me. asking me what ai prompt i used wasnât funny or cleverâit was dismissive. it completely disregards the time, effort, and skill I put into my work. may the Lord up in heaven forbid i actually use the 96 i earned in my writing class to do something during my summer break. not every piece of writing thatâs better than you expected is ai. sometimes people are just capable of writing well. i swear itâs always the devil may cry fans, i havenât met anyone nice who likes that franchise. i will not be tagging the account that made the comment for their own privacy but trust that the comment is still out and in the open and if youâre reading this please learn some basic capitalization rules. now if excuse me i will be returning to my love island, good day and good night.













