The Goddesses of Gamindustri

“The hero who gives a pluck” I’m fucking dying we don’t talk about this enough

“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”

“You’re gonna call me an idiot for that, aren’t you?”

“I wasn’t, since I thought I’d already made it pretty clear that you’re an idiot.”

“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”

“And don’t you dare suggest flying.”

“Call an ambulance then. They’ve probably dealt with this kind of stupid shit before.”

“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”

“I would, but NOW there’s a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER in the way!”

“Doesn’t Lastation have hospitals? Just go get it removed.”

“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”

“B– But yours doesn’t look like a controller! None of your older controllers look like something you can put up your ass or anywhere else!”

“Just use an actual dildo, you freak.”

“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”

“Noire, just how long have your own controllers had a vibration function? What’s wrong with you?”

“Only with my permission. Save for Nepgear or Iffy, they alone have my permission 24/7.”

“I was speaking for all the verses, dear. In ours, you’re naturally on the list as well.”

“Right~.” She then, of course, proceeds to fondle Green Heart’s breast.

“Only with my permission. Save for Nepgear or Iffy, they alone have my permission 24/7.”

“What about me?”

Me all the time

“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”

“Sounds great Noire, I’ll be there by 7 then~”

“See you then~.” She gives her a beaming smile, heading back for the Basilicom...While already feeling incredibly nervous about her first date with anyone.

“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”

“What time can I pick you up?~”

“Maybe around 7? I need some time to get ready~.”

“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”

“Can we go tonight then?” K-Sha was totally expecting a ‘yes’, it was pretty much settled.

“Certainly. I’ll be looking forward to it~.”

“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”

Release the CPU from the hug again K-Sha wanted to ask one other thing, “Are you free later tonight Noire?”

“Yes, fortunately.” She smiles happily, still blushing. 

“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”

K-Sha almost squealed in happiness from that but she settled on grabbing Noire in a gentle hug and whispering a ‘thank you’.

Noire gingerly returns the hug, patting her head softly as well.