#mmmmmhm

yesssss

so me, little bimbo mads, decided it was time to start going back to the gym. but i have no fucking idea where to start, bc when i would go, i always had someone with me telling me what i should do. and so a couple days ago, i notice that this guy i graduated with always posts these post workout videos on snapchat and i’m like “oh my god this is my in i need to take the opportunity”

so i respond to his story and make some basic conversation before i let him know that i wanna start going but have no clue what to do— you know im really kinda dumbing myself down here— but we used to be in the same friend group so he knows im not an idiot per se, i was actually like pretty smart and graduated like top 7 percent of my class (and keep in mind, this guy was our class president so like… he’s not stupid) so i think he gets the hint and he’s like “i think my membership allows me to bring someone with me, i could take you and like help you figure out what you like and stuff” and then that was that

fast forward to today and he picks me up in this nice ass car (A FUCKING BMW) and he’s like “i never really have anyone in here sorry if it’s crammed” and i’m like ajfhahdhjwjddh bc i forgot how attractive he was and so we get there and he goes to change bc he had just gotten out of work when he picked me up and while i’m waiting for him i’m texting my friends and narrating how fucking nervous i am

then he comes back so we finally start and like everything went pretty well, he was talking to me the entire time and keeping conversation which i appreciated and it wasn’t awkward or anything like i thought it might be since we hadn’t talked in so long but THENAHDHAHDB

we’re doing this one thing and he like explained the form i needed to be in and so i did it and it wasn’t the greatest obviously bc i’m not a gym rat and idk what i’m doing, and i turn to look over at the mirror to like fix myself and he comes up behind me and he’s watching us through the mirror too AND HE HELPS ME FIX MY FORM EJFHWHHDJEJD LIKE WITH HIS HANDSQJRHWJJFNW

i swear to you i almost passed out from how flustered i got but luckily it wasn’t TOO noticeable bc we had been working out for a while already and so it just looked like i was hot from that thank god

this just goes to show how touch deprived i am 💔

oh my god,,,,go GET HIM TIGER