For What Ails You

“That’s actually the, uh, the concurrent sequel of ‘The  Semen of the Fiddler On The Roof’, and it’s written from the perspective of the unborn child.”

“It’s - It’s also known as ‘Diddler On The Roof’.”

“Also - Also see the campy revamp of it, ‘Semen Around’. Not as serious; some found it offensive, but honestly? Some good songs.”

“Are you done?”

“And - And - And th-the sister movie ‘The Semenist’ was also a - a classic that was -”

Blows herself up out of spite. “I’m sick of listening to your crap.”

“Ahahahahahaha!”

“A who-da-what now?”

“No idea…”

“I’m afraid I’m in the dark, as well…”

“…I don’t mean to question your choices, Lady Green Heart… but… surely you’d have been more creative with a name?”

“...Was mom really that bad when she was pregnant with me?”

“Increased hormone levels can reduce stress tolerance and cause someone’s temper to flare more easily, but it doesn’t automatically make someone irritable 24/7.”

“And with the way ND is...”

“You can do the math.”

“Uhhh… I’d like to request a vacation…” Oh. Looks like ND has actually lost her voice.