godless

Thank you this made my entire morning x

You are very welcome 🫡🫶

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

(Clawing at the dirt as underpaid EMTs drag me away from the scene) The measurement of danger in relation to any thing must be weighed against the level of ignorance of the party who wishes to accept known risk, and anything at all can be "safe" or "unsafe" given the correct set of variables, this easily could have been tainted grains or a vending machine mishap but that doesn't make for a strong headline now does it

I invaded their space and that’s on me. I would do the same ya know? Besides, they thought I was seal and they tasted me and went nahhhh. That’s how they work. In order to taste and find out if they like, they must bite and that’s why I’m not dead. And most importantly I STILL LOVE SHARKS

Ok, but Sally changed the locks and the box was left outside. They showed in ep 1 that Gabe answered her phone, she probably knew he’d open Percy’s mail. I would like to think Sally got her murder in a more Disney friendly way.

Godless and i watching the end of good omens series 2 and hazbin hotel back to back feels very ex catholic of us

Your show then my show now our shows ta da

​I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE BUTTON WAS GONE LMAO

to ensure my stance is clear: i am pro-palestine and anti-zionist, but i am not pro-antisemitism or anti-jewish.