I have a big photoshoot to prepare for, so what am I doing right now?
Writing a post about weird thrift store discoveries.
Hey, batteries are charging! Gimme a break.
We begin with a decidedly-malicious teapot…
“Listen, I may be short ‘n’ stout, but this handle and this spout can break your face, ya hear?”
…with… an image I cannot explain…
Is he taunting the approaching sitter, inciting them to sit on him? Or, is he supposed to have been squished by the sitter?
…and this special lil’ LP, complete with my favorite character…
…Rabies, the soulless devil ‘coon of happiness.
Yeah, he summons your trash to the underworld, but he loves his job, y’know?
And now, I have a simple request:
A canvass print… of meat… that’s printed askew…
…and the photo used even has motion blur?!
Would a butcher’s shop want to have a photo on the wall that’s literally just what you’ll see if you look 5 feet down? Did a proud butcher hang it in their home? Was it the least-cost-efficient prop for a school play? We need answers!
That’s right. Drink it in.
No, this was not a joke record.
This lady’s hair actually existed in the real world.
She has transcended to the 8th level of beehive, can she be stopped in time?
–Colin (instagram! | photo blog!)
