Pire

If banksy is “woke” than I’m “gay”

Is there a way to undo a lobotomy? I only want a week off.

Just got thrown out the store for asking where the cock and ball accessories are 

Part of the joy of being chased is in the way someone is trying to get close to you

What do you mean we can’t call them womenhole covers?

I’m going to create a new type of sleep where you rest for 10 minutes then wake up and scroll on your phone until you call out of work.

Planes aren’t faster than cars all just don’t know how to drive 😭😭😭

If I had a uterus I would hit people with it 

Can you bath in a bathtub for of vinegar or is that death?

People love to bother me, I’m glad for it

This website has the good type of foolish persons

Smoking that pack I thinn