Sometimes, your happiest memories are the ones that hurt you the most.

girls who wear random objects as earrings are on the same level as god

mrs frizzle

Ms.Frizzle is even more powerful than god. She transcends reality with literal kids and does it with a smile

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

i hate this cause if u know birds u know this bird is masturbating lmfaooo

in light of recent events, fuck