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I genuinely don't think I understand straight guys cause boys are literally so pretty! How can they look at their fellow men and go "Nah, not pretty" like WHAT

I keep seeing those videos like “I would _____, but you’re not nerdy enough to understand” and it’s literally the most well known and praised musical of all time. I don’t know if a single person who doesn’t atleast know of Hamilton and very few people who won’t understand sending a fully armed batallion to remind someone of your love.

I'm genuinely not getting how some people just don't have an inner monologue. Like, my mind races and sings and talks and vibes all day and it makes no sense to me how some people are just sitting here thinking by imagining a microwave instead of saying "Ooh I ought to microwave those appendixes from last week."

I've been like *obnoxiously* into Vat7k and TSS recently and it's gotten to the point that whenever I see a solangelo edit my first immediate thought is "WHOOO!!! VARIGO" followed by "Hey where's his hair stre-... oh wait. Hi Nico"

My beige flag is the fact that I have so little knowledge of edible plants that would grow near me other than chives so anytime I see some particularly chive looking grass I will pick it and eat it promptly. Has only steered me wrong once when it was just some thick grass and to be fair, my sister thought they were chives too.

When I say "my dad is just a girl" I don't mean he listens to that 2000's club music or loves long walks on the beach, I mean I was at Eat'n Park with him yesterday and he commented on how hot it was in the restaurant. I motioned to him and said "Well, why don't you just take off your hoodie?" and he looks at me strangely and tells me "There's nothing underneath here-"