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Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?

My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.

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why as a man are you using healing spells

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Why are you trying to keep men alive? So you can fuck them??

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SCHITT’S CREEK APPRECIATION WEEK: Day 6 → Favourite Quotes

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JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

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Twice ✿ Alcohol-Free MV

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im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

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Broccoli boi

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

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What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

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IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

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I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

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Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

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That’s gussy babe

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Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars

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*standing ovation*

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:)

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Spite is the greatest muse

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humans don’t change

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your future self loves you. they will look through old photos of you with affection, not disgust, nor embarrassment. they wish they could tell you stories of your future, of how much you’ll change, of the people you’ll meet, of how you’ll eventually learn to accept yourself, then love yourself. they will read your diary entries and poems and favourite lyrics, heart aching, tears in their eyes. if only you knew...

your future self loves you. if only they could show you. they are living proof. you’ll turn out okay after all. they wish they were there to console you, dance with you, and make you write it a hundred times: “I AM LOVED”. they will listen to playlists you made, just to experience you again. they will write you a letter - of forgiveness, longing, reassurance. you will never read it. but you will know.

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how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

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….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

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the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

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open a new window somewhere in the world.

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i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

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Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.

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nobody talk to me nobody touch me i live here now. this is my new favorite thing.

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