The Goblin's Den

Trying out YouTube shorts. Here's An Onion Ring In My Fries.

I'm thankful to say the least, for this deep-fried, fusion feast--a true marvel they've released, sure to please both man and beast!

This summer's been hot... / perfect for severe weather / here's haiku 'bout it.

This piece, entitled The Round Hound Found At The Pound, is on display at the Stuffington High Art Gallery in New York. It depicts your average round hound that can be found around your local pound; it's meant to astound and it's been crowned as being profound. Prints are available in the gift shop.

I can't wait to chomp it down!

Mtekarek: Ever have one of those annoying neighbors that won't leave you alone? That's what these guys are. They're tall, jellyfish-like, and fly. They're very friendly and are happy to share their technological advancements, at least.

Ever get an onion ring in your fries? Sure, you could've just ordered onion rings--but finding one in your fries is like a lucky bonus! That's what this poem's about.

Here we have a pair of pears. Let's compear them: One seems pearturbed while the other is pearfectly happy.

This should settle the argument once and for all. The Mandela Effect is irrelevant...they were always The BerenSTAIN Bears.

Ever wondered what the Men In Black/Shadow People look like up close? Well, here you go.

It's the month of Ape-ril. Time to go bananas!

Tired of those other shitty tax apps that lie and steal your cash? Then try our shitty app: Flushit Turdotax! It's so fast and efficient that you can do your taxes while on the pot. This tax season, use Flushit Turdotax and wipe your taxes off your to-doo list!

Pearallelogram: Any geometrical shape with the appearance of a pear. Pearchance it fell from a Geometree?

On this day in 1985, one of the weirdest Atari 2600 gems was released. Entitled "Norboplotz!", it was a quirky chase game where you played as a goblin trying to yell the titular word into people's windows. One of the first 64k 2600 games, the bulk of the memory was dedicated to the "Norboplotz!" soundbite that the goblin could yell when you pressed the button. The gameplay and graphics were wonky, and most of the sound effects could easily be mistaken for farts, but "Norboplotz!" remains a cult classic of retro gaming. An arcade version was also released.

Your nose will be clogged--and yeah...that's a bummer, but at least soon it'll be summer!

Some more fun with AI slop. He came back for revenge, but he stayed for the fries...can you blame him? Happy Fryday The 13th!

Just an alien doing the spooky stuff an alien does.