The Goblin Manifesto

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Do you think Anakin ever used the force to make Padme spin on it?

😮😮😯Oh 🙀😯🙀😮 yeah babey 👼! It’s 🥧🥧🍰pi 🍕🥧🌞day 🌄! Pi is the 🐀 ratio ➗ of the 👨‍💼cir👨‍💼 💦🍆💧💦cum 💦🍆 ference 😮 to the📏😍 diameter ⏺️ of a 🔥🍑 hole🕳️😜😜😜. The 📏 😫 wider 😳 the 🤤 hole 🕳️😌😜, the 🤤🤤bigger🍆💧 the 🕳️radius📏, by a ➗ratio🐀 of about 🥧3.14🥧. 🥧Pi is 😮very😰 very 😋💦 long 🍆💦🍆🍆 and has 🙅no❌ end🍑. 🏷️Tag 3 😌friends💑 to totally Pi 🥧 them 👉!

LMFAO i was like “who the FUCK posted this on my dash, I will literally kill them” and then I realized I posted it, and had it scheduled since last year 🤦‍♂️

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

MARCH

March 2, 2019

IT IS TIME

MARCHOWEEN

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

alright guys. suicide pact or what

Low-key wish I was sent to a conversion camp so I could finally be around another gay person

One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question