Goobie - Woobie

Me when I receive a gift that is not fandom related or a mug: "What do I do with this? I can't eat it"

Harry Potter is like the gateway fandom... You start reading books, and all of a sudden, you're part of the Scooby gang, you're using the Force, you have a sonic screwdriver, you're carrying salt everywhere, you're driving to Storybrooke, you're walking to the Great Castle of Cair Paravel on the Eastern Sea, you want to go to Rivendell, you're volunteering as a tribute, you're going where no one has gone before, you're a highly functioning sociopath (do your research), and you know that winter is coming, and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started with... ''Mr and Mrs Dursley of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much."