welcome to my kitchen

how did any of this 3rd movie get approved. how did this movie get made. who pitched “sa2 but it’s sucks really bad and everything that made it good was removed and we bring gerald back from the dead include no female characters except for the one that dies completely butcher the plot ignore the anti military theme and commentary on its brutality and have the sonic heroes join forces WITH gun” and why did everyone go “that’s genius let’s give this guy a billion dollars to make that movie”

oh goodie there is a maria character confirmed for sonic 3. she will have 2 lines and die immediately. yay first official female sonic character adapted to the movies!

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder