Goatkibble

I know a few of you have mentioned that you haven’t seen me around on Tumblr much lately and I just want to reassure everyone I am okay and nothing has upset me here :P

I re-enrolled at uni this year and I have been taking it very seriously considering the time and money my family is sinking into this endeavour. That means I don’t have the same amount of time to commit to sims or Tumblr. At the moment I am deep in assignment territory so I am not letting myself even look at Tumblr. 

Why thank you Plum! As a gift, I require FOOTAGE of Toadly suffering and Theoine misfortune! 😈

Thank you! Much appreciated 🎂

Thanks Wannabe! I was brought offerings of cake and Chinese takeout so I have no complaints 🎂

Awww David you are always so lovely wherever you go ❤

Thank you pary! I am quite well thank you and thank you for thinking of me 😍

Thank you Kevin! 😘

Thank you Tito! 🤗

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @ninjaofthepurplethings!!!!

Happy birthday to one of the best haggises ladies I know! 

I made you some patterns. I have been working on them since before your last birthday >.> but I think the level of tackiness and stereotype has finally peaked and is on it’s way to your inbox for Ninja Day 2018! I hope you like thistles and tartan. Some of them are even recolourable. There’s also a secret bonus pattern in there for you to discover :P

Violet: Winnie, honey, I think we need to get you an intervention. Not wearing clothes isn’t going to make up for the lack of furries in your life. In fact, I imagine you need to go the opposite way and wear a full body fursuit. 

Elisa: With special easy wash entry flaps!

Winnie: What the hell? I’m not into furries! I had a bad dream is all! 

Elisa: Then why did you want to know if Dhruv was furry? Don’t try and deny that you want him to rub his fuzz all over your body. 

Winnie: What? No! Well yes, but actual human fuzz! Not faux luxury shag fur! I just thought the bad sex dream might of been about him because he’s all I think about. You know sleeping brains get all mixed up!

Elisa: Mixed up with real fantasies you mean?

Violet: I for one think it is interesting that you know what fursuits are made out of. 

Winnie: Ugh! Serenity, stop playing Teddy Bear’s Picnic on that infernal piano.

Violet: Have you seen Fiona? It is past midday and no one has seen her. I’m getting really worried. What if she is dead in a ditch somewhere?

Fiona: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Violet: Olga honey have you seen Fiona at all? She’s the only one I haven’t seen this morning and I need to make sure all of you made it through the night. Liability issues you see. 

Olga: Nope! I was just going to pack up my toys and go do something productive

Violet: Oh that’s nice- ARGHJKLLAADF!!!

Luci: See? I told you you’d love it!

2 minutes later....

Bree: *to camera* I am conducting a little sociological experiment to help combat the sheer boredom of living in this house with these people and increase my chances of winning. Tee hee. Let’s see how it goes!

5 minutes later...

Aude: Are you sure about this Bree? I mean, Lucy doesn’t seem like the kind of person to say something like that. Besides, it’s not true. I am much smarter than a five year old. At least I’m pretty sure I am. 

Bree: Well you know how jealous she gets when other people are prettier and more princess-like than she is. And she is always preening in front of that mirror. Obviously she has low self-esteem. 

Aude: I guess...wow, what a bitch! I never would have guessed!

5 minutes after that...

Bree: Oh Lucy, I’m glad I caught you! I just wanted to say, no matter what anyone says, I don’t think the reason you’re still a virgin is because you disproportionately carry too much flab on your upper arms like a sailor. 

Lucy: What?! Who said that! 

Bree: Well, I don’t like to spread rumours or drop people in the shit but it was Aude!

Lucy: Ugh! I really hate her! She’s exactly the kind of common tramp my mother warned me never to let near my boyfriend. If I ever get one. 

Bree: *nods sympathetically*

Even later...