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well tyson jugnauth are you ready to play in the nhl

hockey players see tye kartye and are like fuckkkkk i gotta beat him up

please don’t let heated rivalry make you think it’s okay to be a boston bruins fan

I’m going to Costco and then I’ll be seated for the next 2 hours for my torrent hashtag my torrent

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

the Kraken's management can't just talk normally about their players getting ill or injured. it's always ominous shit like "he didn't make the flight. we'll leave it at that" and "we never know who's next". why are you making it sound like your players are all dying under mysterious circumstances

every photo of him looks like the montage of the dead mother at the beginning of a teen coming of age movie

so you're telling me we're going into tomorrow's game against the fucking avs with our best forwards on IR, our best dman and several others sick, a losing streak, and that its all gonna be on national television?