Crocodile Princess

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.

do cats not have taste buds? How do they lick their buttholes like that?

They have a few hundred, compared to our few thousand, so there are a lot of tastes that are either completely neutral or very muted. Sweet things, for example, have long been thought to have no taste at all to cats.

i know those nasty buttholes aint sweet

discarding posts is twitter behavior

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

why did tumblr make a whole tab for five pictures of the guy from one piece