careful constructs

Sometimes it's not rpf. Like it literally happened.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

sorry but this is fucking hilarious. they straight up just stopped the entire game in the middle of the power play... they're rolling out a carpet onto the ice. we're going to have a full-on ceremony right here right now. ovi's family is coming down from their box. no waiting until the game is over. they gave all the caps special ovi goal record baseball hats and they are all wearing them. it's happening at 12:34 in the 2nd period. there's a ceremonial poster or something on an easel at center ice. they're going to have to continue playing a game of hockey whenever this is over.

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!