i must dream of the things i am seeking

Listen. When all the gunk used to be a single gunk, it exploded right? We know this. But when the gunk exploded why did it explode as such? There are wonders in the world like yellow and wine and bugs (many of these). But why did the gunk bugs?.if I were to exploding the gunk I'm not sure if I would do things as such, but then again, I am small and foolish and do not know how gunk might else explode. However! My brain (also gunk, confusing( is capable of imagining. It seems small in comparison to the totality of gunk. Dragons wiloild be cool I think. I am small and foolish.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

Casual reminder tha golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

That carrot sounds really good

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

whenever i click on the notes of a song i like and see a bunch of people being like "hate that this became a tiktok sound" i feel so free like genuinely free in my bones. one million aspiring influencers can never make me hate "heat waves" by glass animals. the only time i hear "too sweet" is when i pull up a hozier album and press play. your demonic app has no power over me and how often i listen to my songs #mysongs

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

If you design a shampoo bottle that you can't stand upside down so the last of the shampoo will run into the top of the bottle where you can squirt it out, what the hell are you doing?