Gnomi

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

ITS TIME

projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

object show where humans and objects coexist in the same world. but not in like a bfdi way where the humans are stick figures . the humans are like real humans of earth and objects to them are like facinating little animals

human protag studying objectology and going out to do field research on an intriguing object social ritual known as a 'competition'

theyre like fairies or borrowers except its not like a secret that they exist they just hang out ans you see one and youre like oh! an object. they have their own society existing alongside humans but not really connected aside from occupying the same space. i dont know if they speak human languages i think theyd have their own language going on but they could learn .. or you could learn ... they show up in ur house or ur garden sometimes. they like to play games and frolick and you gotta be nice to them

I think it'd be fun if one of the ways grace and rocky's vocabularies evolved around each other is they start specifying the meaning of everything they say. we already have question from rocky, which grace extrapolates off of with statement in turn, and then rocky picks up that too. but then it just keeps going. question, statement, declaration, warning, exclamation, clarification, etc etc etc. eventually it's just a constant thing at the end of every single sentence.

it goes so far that they end up just reinventing tone indication completely on accident without knowing it. every conversation is just "humans weird, offense." and "oh wow, you're soooo smart, sarcasm." and "grace like eridian infant, joke." and "you've very cool rocky, genuine." and "grace work impressive, affection."

Face of a little guy who didn't think he was the problem either😂😂😂