mother nature's bitch

[id: digital art of a happy-looking cat outside on a pink leash being held from beyond the viewer. the art is in a painted style and fall leaves fly around the cat. end id.]

kendall and roman really bring a “these guys have never had real jobs” vibe to the acquisition deal that matsson doesn’t like

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability