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When there's a nice post going around about Martin Blackwood is I feel such a special way I'm going to draw a picture of it

jonathan sims was really the character of all time. he was kidnapped three times. his only friend was his ex-girlfriend. he pretended to be a skeptic while also working as a ghost secretary. he said “good lord” unironically. he was a stalker. he called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” he hung out and listened to soap operas with a woman who kidnapped him and tried to slit his throat. he said mercy-killing another guy that kidnapped him was “like doing a favor for an old friend.” he could almost definitely suck his own dick. he was forcibly moisturized by a clown for a month. he lied about being ten years older than he was for no discernible reason. he wasn’t even mad about the third kidnapping. he thought his coworker was a ghost. he died once. he tried to cut off his own finger. he was even bi

[ID: Artwork of Jon Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. Jon, a brown-skinned man with long black hair in a half-bun and a neatly trimmed beard wearing a gray-blue checked shirt, is cupping Martin’s face with one hand and has the other arm wrapped around him. Martin, a white man with short blonde hair and freckles wearing a yellow T-shirt, is kissing Jon’s cheek and holding him around with waist with one hand and holding a wooden spoon in the other. Behind them both is a counter with baking supplies. End ID.]