Come Hell or High Water

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

OMG THAT’S SO CUTE 😍😍😍

I really like how she gives them a choice of how much physical interaction to have, letting them set their own boundaries

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

okay but this is the cutest and most real shit i’ve ever seen.

The rolls are meaningless if critical failures don’t come with consequences.

”I will not reserve my happiness for a later date” YES!

Ohhhhhhhhhh

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’