I know nothing. But I probably did it.

D👏🏼R👏🏼A👏🏼G👏🏼G👏🏼E👏🏼D👏🏼

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

So the Russian ambassador to Turkey was just assassinated in Ankara, and Turkey is in NATO, which means other NATO members must come to its aid in the event of a shooting war, and the U.S. is ~a month from swearing in an unintelligent, uninformed, pro-Russian, ham-fisted asshat as president, so I’m pretty sure this is how WWIII starts.

Just for reference, this is eerily similar to how WWI started.

^^^ that’s the first thing I thought when I saw the news alert…

bye im……..

the only good thing to come out of 2016

Lovely story. I read the huff post article. The man was offered a job at a dialysis center because he was so good with the elderly and the company is paying his way through nursing school to be a dialysis nurse. He will be a credit to the profession.

ok that is the nicest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

senior graduation

presidential election

I thought we were only falling back by an hour this week, but it turns out we are falling back by 50 years.

talking to trump supporters

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

What do your k-marts look like then

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS