Thoughts on the Secrets of Strixhaven story
I just finished reading Secret of Strixhaven's main story! Or rather, listened, for the most part. I only read one of the story articles, for the other five I used the built-in podcast feature for the first time. I found some of the voices (Kirol and Sanar) to be somewhat grating, but it's nice to be able to absorb the story while grocery shopping or heading somewhere on the train/bus. So, without further ado, my thoughts! (Warning: Spoilers.)
"Together as One" by Nestor Ossandon Leal
If I had to choose only one word to describe how this story felt to me, it'd probably be "haphazard." I actually didn't know how many main story articles there were, so after listening to Episode 6, I thought "well, let's see what happens in the next one..." and was dumbfounded when I found out that that was it! The story just ends, it's not even a real cliffhanger.
In a way, the story reminded me of the second and third movies in the Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them franchise. One joke about these movies is that they're called Crimes of Grindelwald and Secrets of Dumbledore, but don't show any specific crimes of Grindelwald or secrets of Dumbledore. The titles are purely vibes-based. The same applies to this story. What were the secrets of Strixhaven? The Archaics? Everyone knows about them. Their strange behaviour? That was something completely new to everyone on the plane, including people like the oracles, and definitely not a secret that anyone kept. So what gives? Just like Lorwyn Eclipsed wasn't really about an eclipse, this one was another misnomer. It feels like they just want to cram the name of the plane in there so that people know that a new set featuring [current plane] is out. But even then, they could choose a more fitting name, no?
Another parallel between the Fantastic Beasts movies and this story is how things just continue to happen, in a weird, contrived-feeling sort of way. Maybe it's just because I listened to the stories while doing other stuff, but there were more than a few moments (like the random fight with the Daemogoth or Chandra teaching ex-Oriq people in the wilderness) where I found myself asking what the fuck is even going on right now? The group of Archaics pictured on Arcane Omens being inside of the bones in Titan's Grave felt like the scene in Crimes of Grindelwald where the Lestrange Tomb is conveniently connected to the amphitheater where Grindelwald is holding his wizard nazi rally, just in time for the final act of the movie. Yeah, I know that ultimately everything is "conveniently arranged" in stories to make the story happen, but ... why do it like this? Just like the second Fantastic Beasts movie (and in true form for Magic online fiction), this is just a symptom of trying to fit a novel's worth of stuff into a way too crammed space.
"Tam, Observant Sequencer" by Jodie Muir
This story featured the same five main characters as the Lorwyn Eclipsed story, which was nice, honestly. Certainly better than having to introduce a completely new cast again. That being said, as of the end of this story, most of them are still very flat. Turns out that five characters are a lot for the Magic story format, especially when yet another world-shaking event has to play out while their characters develop.
We got one episode of character fluff (Episode 1), which more or less just reminded the readers of the general tropes the characters represent. (*1) In the following episodes, the character who got the most development was Lluwen. (*2) In general, I liked where this story took him (the differences between the Lorwyn and Arcavios elves are an interesting source for character conflict). There was a bit of relationship building with Tam, although I don't know how much of that matters now that Tam has been isekai'd or something. The other bit of relationship building was with Kirol, which amounted to throwing a bone to the shippers before their screen time ran out. Who knows when we'll see these characters again. Will we see them again? The most I can imagine is them getting a cameo in Reality Fracture where they're holding hands. This jerky building of romantic tension is another element that ends up feeling pretty strange when the stories are this condensed.
Runner-up for character development would be Tam, but she more or less continues to be a mystery box, an extended Reality Fracture teaser. Aside from a few more cryptic mentions of her "teacher" (along with a brief appearance in the final episode) and vague allusions to her origins, there's not much to go on and I'm mostly just waiting for the mystery to be lifted at this point. In this way, Tam reminds me of Credence in Crimes of Grindelwald, where the big reveal at the end was (warning, spoilers) that he's actually a Dumbledore (*3). But just like the reveal in that movie, Tam's mysterious origins just had me going "huh. That could be a thing, I guess. Or not" for some reason. I'm not invested enough to get excited about it. In the last episode of this story, Tam has a "memories flashing before her eyes" moment where she remembers all the good times she had with her university friends. I wish we'd actually seen these things happen; they lack any sense of impact when they're "backfilled" like this.
Dellian Fel ... certainly was a character that showed up. Honestly, I had to look up his name right now despite just having finished the story. He was that pale. He's a Professor Snape kind of guy, complete with a long-dead love who's memory he's still tormented by. One question: Why did they bother to give him a planeswalker card? There's nothing he couldn't have done in this story if he'd just been a random plane-bound Strixhaven professor. Needless to say, I expected him to matter much more, but he was mostly just a vehicle for Lluwen's character development, pure side character material. If that's all that was needed, they could've at least have him be a cool freak like Moseo, the bird skeleton warlock who "shucked his flesh" to combat Phyrexia's influence (very metal).
About the Archaics: I found them really intriguing in the first Strixhaven set. They are supposed to be these wise and mysterious beings and the future incarnation of the oracles, but in this story they (or rather the main one, I guess) mostly acted like wounded animals, screaming, thrashing about and wallowing in pain a whole bunch. I think they could've played a more interesting role.
"Heated Argument" by Aleksi Briclot
Ajani and Chandra, and (probably) Jace
You might've noticed that I found the writing for the Strixhaven cast to be less than optimal. But I wanted to like them, at least, and cared for them, in a way. The "old guard", though ... let's just say that I had to really try and not completely check out whenever the story returned to the Ajani POV. I recognize that this is very much a "me problem", but I find most of these planeswalker characters to be profoundly uninteresting. Part of the reason might be that I just haven't kept up with them after the wrap-up of the March of the Machines story. But boy do I really not care for what Chandra is up to, or Ajani, or what kind of scheme death-defying, reality-breaking Jace is concocting.
Chandra felt especially weird in this story. She came to Arcavios because she kept having weird headaches and visions, and suspects that Jace is behind all this (*4). But apparently once she arrived on the plane, she randomly decided to hang out in the wilderness and teach some ex-Oriq people pyromancy, which (it seems like) she would've kept doing for a while at least if the other characters hadn't run into her? I know that she's supposed to be neurodivergent in some way, but man, that's a stretch. Aside from functioning as a way to insert Chandra into the story, the ex-Oriq people don't have a real function here. They serve as the example of a small aside about how everyone deserves second chances, which is cute, I guess, but ... does that have to be here? Just cut it out and have Chandra happen to be in the same town near Titan's Grave where the students go. It's not like the story needs filler material, there's already more than enough to work with!
The Chandra-Ajani conflict was a "bashing action figures together" situation for me. I know that a lot of Vorthoses care about the internal lives of these characters; I don't. My main interest are the planes/worlds of Magic. When a story is set on Arcavios, I want to get to know that setting better through the characters that inhabit it, the overarching plot is secondary to me. The planeswalkers are too removed from the lived reality of the plane, and they mostly care about things that have nothing to do with the place they're currently in.
The way the overarching plot is handled also makes these stories feel less like self-contained stories and more like an unending chain of teasers for the next set. When the Lorwyn story started, Wizards wanted people to already be excited about Strixhaven (via inserting the students as the main characters), and now that we're finally on Strixhaven, they want people to be excited about Reality Fracture. Also the constant beating around the bush with the use of phrases like "the snarl that was not a snarl" ... Christ on a bike. I get why they do this, but every time it's a disappointment for me. It's like when the riser before the dubstep drop is stretched out for way too long. Just give me the actual music, not a never-ending lead-up to something. But alas. The release schedule of the card game doesn't allow for anything else, and it will never change.
In addition to all of this, the structure of the overarching plotlines is too repetitive for my taste. I've only read the Lorwyn and Strixhaven 2.0 stories after taking a break after March of the Machine, but I'm already getting a bit tired of the "we gotta save the world" type of storytelling again. It's always the same - oh, a new (old) world, how interesting. Could there be something going on here? Time for our heroes to investigate! Uh oh, there's definitely something going on, and it's real bad ... oh no, something crazy just happened and now it's total mayhem everywhere! Quick, get to the thing / person before X happens, or the world is going to turn upside down! I know there's really only a handful of story archetypes that all fiction follows, and Magic as a fantasy card game is even more constrained, but come on. No wonder that I prefer the side stories. (I haven't read the new ones from Strixhaven yet.)
"Banishing Betrayal" by Craig Elliott (why does Jadzi look like an old man here?)
So yeah, this one was a whiff for me. I think the problems that I have with it mostly follow the same patterns as the problems I was having with the Lorwyn story, but the difference is that I really like Lorwyn, so it was easier to arrange myself with what I was given. But with Strixhaven, that wasn't the case. There's still the side stories (which I'm going to read next), and the Omens of Chaos novel. I feel like the novel should be closer to what I'm looking for in terms of Magic story, without all the constraints that make the main stories so consistently frustrating for me. It seems to be geared towards a "young adult" audience, but I think I'll still get a digital version of the book just to check what novel-length MtG fiction can do in 2026. After all, it's been a while since the disaster that was War of the Spark. So all hope isn't yet lost!
(*1) One small moment I enjoyed was Abigale "complimenting" Kirol's (clearly very crude) drawing by stating that she didn't know he had also been considering Prismari as his main college of choice. It feels like a very Silverquill thing to do without being too mean.
(*2) Listening to the dramatic reading of the story, I was disappointed that they didn't use the Welsh pronunciation of the "Ll" sound. It's probably so that people don't get confused, but then again they didn't have to name him Lluwen. Come to think of it though, the Lorwyn story might have already started this if Kirol was calling Lluwen "Lulu" there, too ... I don't remember.
(*3) I don't know if I keep thinking of these Fantastic Beasts parallels because the first Strixhaven set was often referred to as Magic's version of Harry Potter, or because they are actual parallels. Probably a bit of both.
(*4) Or rather, she knows, because she got memory-blasted by Jace directly, a blast that apparently included visions of Jace and Vraska "doing the deed" (which, I have to admit, is pretty funny).