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they poofed him

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Mermaid in decay
I think that later in his career, rookies start chirping Ilya about being old and it justâŚdoesnât bother him. At all. In fact, it makes him smile. A genuine smile akin to when Shane told him he got a stylist. Scott is endlessly frustrated that it doesnât get under his skin. Hayden assumes that it does and Ilya just hides it well
Shane asks Ilya about it a few times before Ilya stops responding with jokes and admits the truth: There was a time he didnât think heâd make it to his twenties. There was a time he didnât think heâd make it past them. How could he be upset about his age when each year is another his mother didnât get to see?
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I literally cannot stop thinking about Ilya cutting himself off from the people who want to be his support system. He's making excuses to Yuna and David, repeatedly missing dinners, he never goes out with the team anymore, he's ignoring Svetlana's increasingly persistent texts and calls. He's trapped in his mind. They don't deserve to have to be around him. He can't handle disappointing them. He can't bear to look in their faces and see pity. He still sees Shane when he can but it's not as often as he'd hoped and usually only for a few hours or maybe a night and he's been on the road for days now. Ilya is spiralling. He's barely been able to get out of bed for days. The house is a mess. When someone starts banging on his door, he tries to ignore it, wills them to go away, acts like he isn't home. They don't let up. When he eventually answers and comes face to face with Svetlana he can see frustration and anger melting away as she looks at his face. She takes him in. Neither of them says anything. He feels flayed. He feels too open, too vulnerable, too numb to do anything about it. The look on her face isn't pity. It's a bone deep sadness and that's his fault. He's hurting her just by existing around her. She shouldn't have come. She's the first to break the silence and all she says is, "oh, Ilyusha, it's bad," before stepping in and wrapping her arms around him so tight that there is no where he could go. So tight that it forces the air out of him. So tight that it feels like something in the vast nothingness he's been floating in.
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#the smiles! the laughter!! the joy!!
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.
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BLESS YOU, YOU Â WONDERFUL PERSON
ilya entering that hospital room sick to his stomach teeth ground to dust spirit crushed under the weight of their circumstances prepared to have an extremely difficult conversation and shane immediately hitting him with this
There's a fake dick pic that's floating around the internet that's supposedly Ilya's and the Raiders are all laughing and passing the phone around. They ask Ilya if it's real and he says "Ask your mom". Marleau leans over to take a peak and says "That's not Roz's. His is bigger"
They high five.
Can you help me find a specific fic? All I remember is it's a social media fic where ilya posts a bunch of pictures of Russian politicians kissing on the mouth in greeting in order to convince everyone him and shane aren't together after the leak
Could this be your fic below?
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gorbachev
a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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Hello, Iâm trying to find a fic. The scene I remember is that Ilya and Shane are together in the centaurs locker room with the team and conversation turns to sex and how often people have sex. Shane is very confused because his view of normal sex is set by Ilya so they have it really often, more than the others do. Meanwhile, Ilya is trying to shut up the other guys because he knows they have sex more than normal and he doesnât want the other centaurs to blow this for him. Thank you for any help you can offer.
UPDATE: Fic Added âŹď¸
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overly touchy hollanov get an intervention
I have read this fic. I knowwww I have read this fic and I am like 92% positive I have found it ?!?!?!?!??! I think this is part of Freak Shane stories, so I am hopeful its one of these.
Five Times Hollzy Is Hinted At Being A Certified Freak To His Centaurs Teammates, And One Time He Confirms It
The first year Shane spends with the Centaurs involves kink discussions, aggressively affectionate rookies, a book club, a sex club, Bood and Hazy Being Done⢠and Ilya alluding to Shane's sexual preferences to the press, though not necessarily in that order. And honestly? He's never been happier.
Is this is anon? Please let me know. Does this fic sound familiar to anyone else? Please let me know x
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Wins Above Replacement | 9.5K | Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.| No one writes sex-as-character-work as well as mcshrug. What a banger of a story.
the top 1% (of lovers) | 3.5K | âYouâve slept with eight hundred women,â Shane says. Heâs a bit pink in the cheeks, but that might just be the arousal. âI did the math."| Hot, funny and in character. Shane!!! Lol.
Tin Roof Rusted by @lavenderprose | 5K| Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are twenty, on top of the world, and a little irresponsible about it. This is the crash.| I normally don't go for omegaverse fic, but I really like this author and I'm so glad I have this a chance. It has fantastic world-building and it's not afraid to delve into the discrimination and society implications of omegaverse. Interesting OCs too.
if you're scared of wolves by @anotherwordfortrouble |92K | **| My note for this fic is a laconic but hopefully enticing enough 'Best time loop fic ever'. I should probably re-read it. I do I trust my self from 3 weeks ago, when I bookmarked it, though. :D
i looked over it and i ached by @isvsworld | 7.8K | âI donât really think about stuff like that,â Shane replies in interviews, his lips wooden at the words. OR Shane and being haafu, 2nd gen, and Asian.| Those of you who have enjoyed my themed rec post on Shane's Japanese heritage should run, don't walk, to read this story! Because this explores Shane's heritage and racial identity and without shying away from the complexity of it all, including how it intersects with Ilya's (white, European) immigrant experience.
a pigsty built for two | 9.8K | Shane and Ilya get rid of their housekeepers as part of their plan to keep their relationship secret. Ilya discovers that keeping a house clean is easier said than done.| Funny and in character. I especially love Shane's backstory here. Shows the massive privilege these guys have in a fun way. If I were Ilya I probably wouldn't find this all as funny, tbh, but the characterisation for both of them makes it work for me here.
Performance enhancing strategies by @dubiousculturalartifact | 5.1K | The Shane Hollander Is Fucking Ilya Rozanov and Will Accept No Further Questions, Team Powerpoint Presentation| Shane comes out to the Voyageurs and it all goes well. It involves a PowerPoint, an adorable rookie and a locker-roomful of dumb hockey bros. Sweet and funny. It should have gone this way, damn, Shane totally deserved it.
Small Hours by @lavenderprose | 4.6K | Thoughts on a marriage; or, things that might have happened.| Err, normally I make a note when I bookmark a story, precisely because then it's easier to make a proper rec even weeks after bookmarking ..I didn't this time. And my memory is crap. And now I have no time to re-read but Lavenderprose is a great writer and that shall be enough, as recs go.
A Healthy Dose of Fear | 5.4K | Five times Shane scares the Centaurs, and one time he (accidentally) terrifies them.| A great take on a harder/meaner Shane than usual (especially when Ilya is involved).
symptoms may include pain and difficulty breathing | 2.1K | Ilya is injured but tries not to show it. Shane notices anyway.| Ilya deserves to be taken care of. This was so sweet and hot and in character.
Expert in a Dying Field by @bluegrasshole | 10.3K | Today is Tuesday, but it might as well be Wednesday or Thursday for all it matters. Itâs a real Groundhog Day situation, Shane thinks, only Ilya isnât aware and Shane doesnât care about breaking the time loop, too content with their life to make any changes.| Future fic. Shane and Ilya are old. They've got...health issues. Amazing Shane POV. This is so heartbreaking and beautifully written. Made me actually cry and I'm not someone easily moved.
beware: walked dog may bite by @ilyaelizabeth | 13.8K | Five times Ilya gets in a fight for Shane, and the one time Shane gets in a fight for Ilya.|Well-written 5+1 story. Great characterisation.