Gluestick’s Holding Cell

1. Idk much about the show house but I like to think Tsunade is the doctor house of the naruto verse

2. Naruto that’s kurama he’s chill later trust

3. Yes this one is meant to be sns. The likes are from sakura, ino, tenten, karin, suigetsu and jugo. And yes naruto does use a 3ds for posting stuff online bc I think it’s funny.

4. I like to think kakashi is so casual when sasuke freaks out that all the other jonin are used to it by the time orochimaru marks sasuke

5. Okay so like I imagine sakura and neji have beef for some reason. I think I got this idea from a time travel sakura fic where she beefs with neji pre chunin exams. Neji and sakura verbally fighting would be so hilarious. Also I changed sakuras username from raising3orphans to raising5orphans because I realized I was participating in sai and yamato erasure and that’s not something we do in this household.

6. Average ino-shika-cho team meeting tbh. Choji will try to calm down ino after she wigs out on shikamaru for saying that and asuma is wondering when he can clock off

7. Tsunade and kakashi friendship is such a funny concept to me especially with my head canon that Sakumo is tobiramas secret son. Also Tsunade assigning kakashi to a mission and that mf shows up an hour late… if Tsunade is in the jonin hangout room she’s either stealing their alcohol or hunting down kakashi because he’s late.