Glubby W.

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

the difference between my past relationships and my current one is that im not writing paragraphs arguing and begging to be treated/loved properly. now, im writing paragraphs about how happy i am and how much i love him and how i feel so loved. im sending paragraphs about our future and plans and goals. im not worried 24/7 about him and how im being treated. i thought love like this is just in fantasy, not realizing my soulmate will treat me better than any story ive read. i love him

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

You huged my nothing

rich because everytime i nap with my bf and i turn over, he follows and spoons me while hes still asleep

downside to napping with him: he snores. loudly.

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice