your friend

I love how @loudtrashengineer made fun of me for my boomer memes and then posted a goddamn pepe meme 👀 make it make sense

i’ve been listening to so much 70’s soft rock the past couple days I think I might just go with it and install shag carpeting and start feathering my hair and wearing really low v-neck shirts with a gold chain

you ever think about whether or not aliens believe in us? or even know about us or care? maybe we’re just sort of like an ant farm. or maybe we’re the spooky stories that scare alien kids. i hope some of them wanna be buds tho

oliver & company is so slept on and I just don’t understand, it’s got it all: music by billy joel, a dog who yearns to be a shakespearean actor, a plot based off of a charles dickens novel... like what’s not to love?

I feel like there’s so many new faces around here and I’ve fallen so out of the loop. who wants a friend? i’m a good listener and I have a really cute dog

man, being a human is so overrated