"Bread & Jam or Jam & Bread?"

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

@anomaloc4ris

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams