Cool Beans?

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist

fame on this hellsite is just a bunch of unfunny teenagers explaining your own joke to you

Sometimes, it’s complete strangers calling you a bigoted psychopath and promptly blocking you because they don’t understand what a thought experiment is.

ngl you deserve that one bro

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

This is absolutely amazing

fuckin raw line

I

Absolutely had it with creepy ass guys in their 30s+ who consistently befriend young girls in the 18-early 20s range and pretend to be sort of fatherly in their affections and then immediately jump at the first, and every, chance they get to bait them to show off their bodies

This is cringeworthy bad

@kompanie-mutter

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

americans be like ‘thank you mr. soldier for killing civilians’

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

This actually had me hollering laughing after a mind numbing shift, so props to all who contributed!

That gob meme is my favourite ever

doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican

I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.