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Mike in the shower when he gets that expensive looking ass Swan-Cullen wedding invitation

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finitetwilight

twilight au where Bella goes to meet James in the ballet studio to die but instead she finds him in a tutu and pointe shoes and he just wants to perform the nutcracker for her

newmoonthescore-deactivated2023

i’m so sorry, but the fact that jessica was holding a speech calling edward "the hair" while he was sitting there with his hair like that is sending me

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Anyone: *Breathes* Edward Cullen:

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This is Jackson Rathbone’s world and we are all just living in it

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pregnant bella after she took that first sip of blood and realized it tasted good:

jacob on the couch next to her:

poplockanddropfortwilight-deact

okay, so I know a lot of people have this idea that Edward would be shitting absolutely MASSIVE bricks over COVID-19, but I think it’s the opposite.

think about it. Edward is a beat down, broken shell of a Chicago man that fell in love with a human and then became the father of a monster baby and he took it all in stride. yeah, sure, there was that lil ‘incident’ in italy but I just consider that a mid-2000’s breakdown babieeee.

anyways, COVID-19 hits. the Cullens aren’t living in Forks, they’re somewhere else. Renesmee is in school with the Cullens (weird). school is shut down and they all go into the house. Renesmee is unfazed because Edward is unphased. y’know who’s shitting bricks? BELLA.

Bella is shitting bricks because ‘holy shit oh my god can Renesmee get sick? can she get sick? JACOB GET THE FUCK OUT WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?’ and Edward is just sitting there reading the paper laughing, whispering under his breath, ‘can’t get me this time you stinky bastard’

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Marcus interview

eddiecullen

honestly, thank you all for your service

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ohyoudosmellgood

bella: jumps off a cliff (rEcReAtIoNaLlY, iT wAs FuN)

edward:

new moon (2009), a summary

moonprincess92

me: it’s been over 10 years since i was into twilight, i’m not gonna get emotional over two dumbass sparkly vampires in love -

also me, 5 movies later, sobbing: I HAVE DIIIIIIED EVERY DAYYYYY WAAAAAAAAITING FORRR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haletwinsstan

the cullen children all share 1 braincell and rosalie has it 99% of the time

jasperapologist

the baseball scene in twilight drives me crazy. edward can hear james and knows he’s a powerful tracker dead set on killing bella. alice can see that he’s about to get real invested in this hunt no matter what they do. they’re 7 on 3 and conveniently located. what conceivable reason does he not have for just murdering james on the spot?? alice could even see if they’d lose someone or if bella would be hurt before he actually attacked. just yell as esme/carlisle to take bella and run to avoid a whole big drawn out hunt that you know he isn’t going to abandon. even with the two of them gone and rosalie not fighting (although you know she’d defend her man) its 4 on 3 which includes a literal mind reader and war vet

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This is what Eddy looked like when him and Bella visited Renee

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bellasdumptruckass

society if Catherine Hardwicke had directed all five (5) of the twilight movies

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Edward Cullen and his emotional support snail, amirite?

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