Intrulogical mini fic pt 1
Remus was hanging off the top of his bunk bed, letting his arms hang without care. He used to do this to make fun of Virgilâs vampire costume he wore for Halloween once. Virgil would always hiss and groan for Janus to drag him down and âyell at himâ; Janus never truly yelled, he just sighed and reminded Remus that Virgil isnât as thick skinned as the two of them. It was almost like yesterday when Remus made fun of his eyeshadow. When he gave no reaction. When he didnât come out of his room. When he didnât respond to the jokes that always aggravated him enough to make him burst. When his door disappeared from the dark side of the Imagination.
Remus almost fell as he heard a knock on his door. The man was so bored that heâd forgotten all about dinner.
Janus spoke like a mom who was about to command her kids to do something they didnât want to.
âRemus?â Janusâs knocked. âDinner has been ready for an hour. Come out.â
Remus plopped head first onto the floor. He began to contort his body until he stood up.
When he opened the door, Janus sighed. He didnât know if it was in relief or annoyance, but nonetheless, he followed Janus downstairs to the kitchen table. Here, he placed himself in a seat and began swinging his legs back and forth.
Janus took notice of his awkward excitement at took theâunwillingâinitiative to ask.
âWhatâs got you in a mood?â He asked in his âwhat the fuck are you planning nowâ voice.
Remus couldnât contain his laughter and broke into tears. Janus just sighed and continued to prepare the food; again.
When Remus finally settled enough to speak, he still let giggle escape from his lips.
âIâm gonna kidnap a Light!â
Janus stopped working on his cold mashed potatoes to turn to Remus, whose already large smile grew as he was looked upon.
âYouâre going to kidnap a lightbulb?â He questioned.
âNo, silly!â Remus responded. âA Light Side!â
Janus sighed, again. Remus never noticed how much Janus actually sighed; didnât care to listen.
âOne, just say âIâm going kidnap a side!ââ Janus begun, mimicking Remusâ voice perfectly. âAnd two, if youâre going to kidnap a side, do it to the one thats absence wonât be noticed.â
Remus giggled, letting the thought of who he was to kidnap run through his head as any thought would do in Remusâ mind.
Roman was and always would be his first choice, just⌠well they would notice. Theyâd definitely notice Pattons absence and Virgil⌠Dee wouldnât be happy if V would be apart of this. He hated that he genuinely took Deeâs words seriously but⌠a prank is a prank. It would be entertaining to see how long it would take them to noticeâŚ
Would they notice if Logan went missing?
Remus ran upstairs, leaving his foodâand Janusâbehind. He swung his door open, letting the dim lights in to illuminate his room. On his nightstandâmessed within the clutter of junkâwas one striped blue tie of a certain Logan Sanders.
A grin turned into a malicious smile only the insane could pull off.