♪‧₊˚ glimmerel ❀⋆.ೃ࿔

i was in a grocery store this weekend and a very cute girl walked past and said “i love your hair!” and i was so brain mush moment and caught off guard i fr could only say “you-…” while pointing and i got embarrassed and kept walking … genuinely never had that happen before idk what happened

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

Just a friendly reminder to follow one of my favourite Canadian blogs @glimmerel. That’s it, that’s the post.

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold