short n' sweet

kurt: well naturally.

kurt: right.

Among other things yes.

among other things? what, or more specifically, who, are you praising this season, blainers?

aw, thanks kitty! i could totally sense your aura too. no one sucks the life outta a room like you can! ...in, like, a good way. it's a good thing! makes you seem really profesh and businesswoman-like! and that's all good. tiktok is an art, not everyone can make it work.

i love that, totally the vibe i was going for, tbh. pretty much killing it in the professional businesswoman category over here—think elle woods, but hotter, with more power and a way cuter dog. yeah, no way am i calling tiktok 'art', but it's a good time, so i'm not gonna throw shade your way until you start selling bloom.

i make harvey spector look like a joke, the man is a corporate lawyer, he rarely even sees the inside of a court room. the grown ups are talking here, kitten keep up. on the plus side, i am decidedly the keynote of this group, so i have that to look forward to.

harvey spector didn't need to, he said jump, and the girls and gays asked how high... you should totally binge watch, might get some pointers on how to stay in the game this time. um, pretty sure that's fake news, lol, but i love the enthusiasm, my little seabass.

hello lima! so crazy of me to be back, but you know it wouldn't be a mckinley #throwbackthursday without a little sweet n' spicy! now, i know you guys will be totes jumping at the chance to get to make a video with THE rich-bitch pretty-in-pink 'tism princess of tiktok; xoxosugar, but i will have to ask we take it one at a time so i can work out a posting schedule.

i knew i heard your sweet little nasally voice when i landed, it's always carried a little too far. good to know you're back too, sugar plum, but it's a hard pass on the tiktok videos. this suspect has no flaws, and tiktok dances are never not cringe af.

December is always so busy though! As long as I can remember the week around November 15 was pull out the decorations as our family tradition states any fake trees be up and ready to be trimmed after Thanksgiving dinner, which while late this year, can be as early as the 22 some years. And since I'm actually home, mom decided to jump on hauling out the holly so to speak.

i’m just gonna assume that somewhere between trimming the tree and listening to all those misogynistic jingles about some creepy fat dude in a suit, you’re praising the reason for the season.