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He swears he's not jealous (He is)
Remus Lupin x Reader || 0.4k words
The first thing Remus notices when you walk into the Three Broomsticks is that youâre shivering.
The second thing he notices is that you aren't wearing your coat.
Instead, some thick wool coat far too big on you hangs off your shoulders, the sleeves covering your hands all the way to your finger tips.
Remus slows slightly beside Sirius.
âThatâs not your coat,â he says before he can stop himself.
You glance down absently. âOhâno, Ben lent it to me outside. I forgot mine at my apartment.
Ben.
Right.
Your coworker.
Your very friendly coworker.
Remus feels something unpleasant twist low in his stomach.
Beside him, Sirius immediately notices.
âOh, this should be good,â Sirius mutters into his drink.
Remus ignores him.
You donât seem to notice anything wrong as you slide into the booth across from them, still tugging the oversized coat higher around yourself.Â
âItâs freezing out there,â you complain. âI think my hands nearly fell off.â
Remus hums shortly.
Sirius kicks him under the table.
Hard.
âWhat?â Remus says flatly.
"You're glaring.â
âI am not.â
âYou look two seconds away from finding Ben and wrapping your coat around his neck.â
âI think youâre being dramatic.â
Sirius snorts into his drink.
You blink between them, confused. âWhatâs happening?â
âNothing,â Remus says quickly.
Unfortunately, he says it at the exact moment his eyes flick back to the coat again.
Your brows pull together slightly.
Slowly, Remus reaches up and unwraps the scarf from around his neck before holding it out towards you.
âHere.â
You stare at him. âRemus, I already have a coat.â
âThat oneâs uglyâ
Sirius chokes.
Your mouth falls open slightly. âYou literally just complimented Ben on this coat yesterday.â
âNo I didnât.â
âYou saidâand I quoteââthatâs a nice coat.ââ
Remus looks genuinely cornered now.
âWell,â he mutters, avoiding eye contact, âIâve reconsidered.â
Thereâs a beat of silence.
Then realization makes its way across your face so suddenly it almost makes Sirius fall out of his seat laughing.
âOh my god,â you say slowly.
Remus immediately knows.
His expression turns deeply, deeply tired.
âYouâre jealous.â
âIâm not jealous.â
âRemusââ
âI simply think,â he says carefully, âThat if you're cold, you should wear a better coat.â
âA better coat,â you repeat.
âYes.â
âYour coat, specifically?â
His jaw tightens.
Sirius is openly losing his mind now.
âItâs a good coat, yes.â
You lean forward slightly, unable to stop smiling.
âRemus,â you say softly, âare you upset another boy gave me his coat?â
âNo.â
A pause.
Then, quieter:
â...perhaps mildly inconvenienced."
unofficialbf!katsuki who secretly positions himself in ways that'll make cuddling him convenient... spreading his legs bc he knows you like to slot yourself between em, keeping his arms open so you can crawl right onto his chest... he would never ask you to cuddle, but if you do it all on your own, who is he to stop you? you're so damn clingy, after all!
nap trap
Steve Harrington x reader
Summary: Steve discovers that if he plays with your hair for long enough, you will fall asleep on him every single time.
Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, minors DNI, no use of y/n, established relationship, fluff, sleepy affection, domestic intimacy, kissing, touch-starved steve harrington, comfort fic (lmk if i missed anything)
W/C: 1.2k
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Youâre both sprawled across his couch after a movie, the living room lit only by the television and the warm orange lamp beside the window. Rain taps softly against the glass while some terrible late-night advert mutters quietly in the background now that the filmâs ended.
Youâre tucked against his side beneath one of his old blankets, half talking about something Robin said earlier while Steve absentmindedly plays with your hair.
Not even consciously, really.
Just something his hands started doing at some point during the relationship and never stopped.

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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
pairing: bf!peter x reader
synopsis: peter likes having you close to him. all the time
wc: 630 ish
a/n: surprise! another one oops. im rlly bored can u tell? cuddling prompt with peter. reader is a cheeky and annoying lil shit. one office reference. i saw a tiktok about this a long time ago and thought this would be a cute idea to write about. also does anyone know how cuddling works tho?? if ur laying on ur side, do u just lay on top of the arm ur crushing on? under a pillow? idk lol. anyways i hope u like :D
thereâs an ache settling in your right side that wakes you up from your sweet slumber. your head lays atop peterâs soft chest, his steady heartbeat against your ears. it was what lulled you to sleep in the first place. but with peterâs body practically being your own personal heater, the warm air filling the room, and the prominent soreness resting on your side, you began to feel uncomfortable.
âpete,â you whisper.
peter is entirely unfazed. his hold on you is strong. his face is towards you, mouth slightly ajar, letting out the softest of snores and drool out the corner of his mouth. although you love your cuddles with peter, you think he could actually suffocate you in your sleep. the boy loved to sleep, especially on top of you.
â"I think Mary thinks we're sleeping together."
â"We are sleeping together," Sirius mumbled, his chin hooked lazily over Remus's shoulder. They were on the common room sofa, and despite the fact that they were the only ones sitting on it, Sirius was pressed practically into Remus's lap.
â"We share a dormitory," Remus corrected, trying to ignore the solid warmth of Sirius against his side. "That is not the same thing."
â"She asked me how long we've been in love."
âRemus stopped breathing. The crackle of the fireplace suddenly sounded very far away. "And what did you say?"
âSirius shifted, finally dropping his feet from the coffee table to turn and face Remus completely. He didn't hesitate. "I told her since second year."
âRemus's heart slammed against his ribs. "You lied."
â"Did I?" Sirius asked softly. His hand moved up, his thumb brushing over a faint scar on Remus's cheek. "Tell me I lied, Moony, and I'll go tell Mary she was wrong."
Remus stared at him, the silence roaring in his ears. The weight of it was too much. Sirius was too close, too warm, and looking at him like that.
The fight completely drained out of him. With a shaky exhale, Remus just let his head drop forward, burying his face in the crook of Sirius's neck.
He felt Siriusâs breath catch before both arms wrapped around him, holding him tight against the cushions.
"Mary is entirely too nosy."
SWEETHEART!
summary: random texts between you and your loving husband izuku
!!: pro hero!reader, teacher!izuku, nsfw-ish, cursing
a/n: i love this sweet guy so much bro i want to impregnate him
GET READY WITH ME âś FT. BAKUGOU KATSUKI
ââ âś before you read: 1.4k words ; female reader ; established relationship ; very unserious influencer reader ; pro hero katsuki ; fluff and banter ; masterlist.
based on this post and amiraâs hilarious comment
âGet ready with me to dump my pro hero boyfriend!â
You grin into your phone camera as you prop it up against a bottle of moisturizer on the bathroom counter. Beside you, Katsuki is brushing his teeth. The brushing immediately stops. You watch as his eyes narrow at you through the mirror, stifling a giggle.
âThe fuck did you just say?â
You bite your lip to stop yourself from laughing. âHi, guys!â you continue cheerfully, waving at the camera. âToday Iâm getting ready to break up with my pro hero boyfriend. Some of you might know him as Dynamightââ
âIs this some bullshit new trend online?â He crosses his arms, toothbrush hanging in his mouth as he looks at you unamused.
ââwho Iâm leaving because, unfortunately, heâs become a huge burden in my life, and I need to cut him loose.â
The toothbrush leaves his mouth, falling into the sink as he gapes, âWhat?â
You reach for a makeup sponge. âNormally, I would start with skincare, but he buys me the expensive stuff, and since Iâm dumping him and wonât have his wallet anymore, I have to make it last. Canât be wasting it on him, you know?â

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refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free
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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

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roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways theyâre fucking dead itâs not like youâre enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
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