I'm ngl you guys need to actually hold Henry accountable sometimes. Like man sometimes he really can be a bit mean
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I'm ngl you guys need to actually hold Henry accountable sometimes. Like man sometimes he really can be a bit mean

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Blah blah what's with the AU
I had an ask like this some years ago but I forgot about it, turned off asks, and couldn't find it so I had to recreate it.
To whoever initially asked I'm so sorry 😭
If you're talking about my Horrid Henry Monster AU. Yeah
I had a thought several years ago about " hey if Henry can turn into these things then what about other people ? We've kinda seen it happen " thus sprung my Horrid Monsters AU. Initially it was a literal headcanon but eh, I feel like it's better as an AU.
It's going through a bit of a rewrite bc it started when I was deep in Psychosis so some of it doesn't make sense. It's not lore heavy, though.
The monsters that I remember arrre:
- Henry: freewill shape shifter. His main is a T Rex. Overtime his eyes become completely white and there's a slight static sound around him
- Ralph: freely shifting werewolf
- Al: Kangaroo, however I'm likely to change this
- Bert: Mountain Goat
- Brian: Emperor Penguin
- Andrew: Deer
- William: Fox
- Graham: Orc
- Nick: Vampiric Bat. I think fruit bat specifically ?
- Kassim: Rosymaple Moth
- Toby: Bull
- Ian: Kraken
- Dave: I actually don't think I remember
- Stone Age Steve: dinosaur, don't know which one yet, but definitely more fossil themed ( not an actual skeleton or fossil. Dunno how to explain it )
- Margaret: winged Unicorn
- Susan: plant monster
- Soraya: Bird ( yellow robin )
- Gurinder: shark ( thresher )
- Linda: sheep
- Nicola: Poison Dart Frog
- Martha: Chameleon
- Violet: Bird again ( crow )
- Zoey: Zebra
- Kate: Chinese Dragon, subject to change as I'm very unsure if making a character named Kung Fu Kate into a Chinese dragon is appropriate but that's up to asian, especially Chinese, people to tell me
- Fiona: Leopard / werecat
- Peter: can't quite remember, but I know at some point he became a cyborg
- Ted: Teddy Bear
- Graham: another one I can't remember, but also becomes a cyborg, specifically steampunk themed
- Sam: ghost
Not much on the teachers other than Tutu being an arachnid
Horrid henry fanfictions often give Henry the post-radiance embrace the void ending Hollow Knight treatment (taking him on a road to emotional recovery surrounded by the people who love him with lots of angst and crying and learning to be a person)
But you know who should be given that instead? PETER BRO theyre so similar he might as well have climbed out of the Abyss
Its definitely the brainrot talking but think about it: favourite child, constrained by a title they have to live up to, refusing to break character to gain the approval of their parental figure/s and repressing their true selves. No cost too great. Nothig less than Perfect is acceptable, lest they be discarded
Something that will absolutely not have any negative consequences whatsoever
Especially when the cracks start appearing and they cant keep up the facade anymore
Looking back at a lot of my past posts and wwwow my psychosis was hitting me bad. Kinda makes me wanna rewrite my old posts to make em make more sense
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but since I have nothing to do then admire this little Guri breaking out of her canvas

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Can you imagine being a Horrid Henry character and you get a name like Boring Brad. Okay Ollie. Unremarkable Uriel. Like, you're not even interesting enough to get an intensely negative adjective. I'd be ashamed
We technically have this for certain characters like Gorgeous Gurinder, Inky Ian, Kung Fu Kate, and Singing Soraya. Other than Gurinder's they're all pretty neutral but they don't tell us a lot about them as people, especially INKY. Tf does that mean lol
Edit based on headcanons
Edit: tf do I mean "headcanons" it's a goddamn AU
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🐣/ am I OTF / don't care much for HenRalph becsuse it's popular or because the fandom only ever either infantalizes one or both of them or portrays it as " wh- what ?! B- b- boys can't like boys !! I'm a boy but I like him o//o "
Ok bringing this back because I wanna add another thing and it's that.. I really don't mind if you're having fun, just enjoying the ship, and I'm happy that it makes others happy. I just don't like it when people forcefully involve Henralph into EVERYTHING
This is only a small amount of people thankfully but still. It's a cute ship, really it is, but please they don't need to be involved in everything.
Are you happy with them ? That's great !! Are you having fun ? Great !! But really they don't always have to be mentioned.
And this is more of a me problem but I wish there were more fics that weren't just Henralph or at least involved the other characters more. If you want to make yer own fic then that's perfectly fine !! I just personally wish there was more of a variety
How do we feel about this
Stil practicing human anatomy waa
I've discussed this before but I'll say it again; the PHG and SC seem to parralel and connect to each other in some ways
There's obvious ones like Henry/Margaret, Ralph/Susan, and Al/Linda
We can argue Bert/Soraya as Bert is a tall, heavy built guy who doesn't speak much, while Soraya is small, chubby built, and pretty vocal
That just leaves Gurinder who I believe has this sort of connection with Brian
Outside of appearance, I would argue they have things in common
Brian has academic smarts, while Gurinder has survival smarts ( hygiene )
This bit now is just a hc but I think it'd be funny amd make sense if, because of this, Gurinder had lots of media smarts, knowing a lot about certain franchises and characters
God this is probably my 50th time mentioning tmasc Gurinder I'm sorry-
This is from a now priv acc but !
People don't talk enough about how Gurinder might jusr not have any parents
Actually maybe Nicola too ?
Margaret, Susan, Linda, and Soraya we know have parents
Henry, Ralph, Al, Bert, Brian, Andrew, William, Mike, Nick, I can't remember if Josh did- He appears like 5 times
Gurinder has MENTIONED his mom twice ( season 1 Injection Day, and Gorgeous Gurinder's takeover ), but we never actually see her
We know Gurinder has a lot of siblings so if he was an orphan then he does still have a sibling or siblings that can be his legal gaurdian(s)
Usually we see the parents of specific children as background characters or in areas where they should be like at a Teacher's conference or Happiest Family ever
Speaking of the latter, we can see Gurinder standing alone in that episode. You can guess who everyone else's parents are but there's no one on sight for Grinder
Gurinder also never really mentions having a dad. Some of the above we only ever see one parent like with Al and Susan though
So either
A) his mom is VERY bad at paying attention and Gurinder is the type of kid who wanders off a lot
B) His mom can't come out in public for some reason
C) he has no parents
My logic with Susan is that we have some evidence that she's here. Susan says her mother got her to change her baby sister's diaper, and she proves that she can actually do it, and the way she says it is very truthful, plus her little sister woulđ have absolutely been very young at that time so it's something she's learned quite recently. I could go into a longer explanation about Susan but this is more about Gurinder ( I'll get to Nicola in a second )
Gurinder, on the other hand, has mentioned wanting his mom because he's scared or in his takeover he teaches the reader how to do something his mom taught him, those aren't exactly examples that she's here, plus the latter part he could've learned a while ago
As for Nicola, they don't appear often enough for me to make a solid statement. With all the mischief they cause, there could be something going on at home, or that they don't have parents to guide them, but that's merely speculation with little to back them up, especially since, again, Nicola only appears a very small amount of times
Basically, I'm not saying it's absolutely true that Gurinder is an orphan, but it's still interesting to think about it, maybe the writers and animators just forgot ? Who knows

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Ahhh that's. Lovely ( screenshot from mutual ) /s
I just hope she's uneducated or misinformed or something because ooo that's not..
People don't talk enough about Soraya x Gurinder sorry not sorry
" Henralph Yaoi " " Marsusan Yuri " what about Sorinder
This is startinf to come off as a bit ranty but it's not meant to be completely-
Basically like
The way they look at each other, how often they hang out, and how comfortable they are with each other like. Am I the only one that saw that TikTok FROM THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT where Gurinder went to a concert and just. Has a photo of Soraya ? Is this peak BFFs or are you guys in a specific river in Egypt
I love them so much they're adorabllllleee :[